fraw (fraw) wrote in monstermatch, @ 2016-04-11 08:14:00 |
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Entry tags: | !monstermatch, cassandra kiss, evelyn miles, genevieve ridley, nikolaos constantinides, preston edward neufeld |
Public to [LASVEGAS] from [GENTLEMANCOLLAR]
I still don't understand birthday's on this plane. They're very odd and I've been here for over 300 years and it never ceases to amaze me what a big deal they're done up to be. My assistant brought me balloons. My accountant sent over a 'cookie bouquet'. Michael your office sent a box of chocolates (I know they weren't from you specifically because you'd never get me milk chocolate). I got three voicemail, and 10 text messages this morning.
One of the places I went to once for a meal, emailed this morning giving me a 'free meal for my birthday' if I bring six friends with me to eat...
I don't even think I know six people I'd want to eat with. Not even for bringing with me just to get myself a free meal.
When they start giving you a car on your birthday, then maybe I'll be interested. Until then, it's all junk mail to me.
Humans, why do you celebrate your birthdays? It's just a marking that you're going to be dying just that much sooner.