What part of that doesn't drive people away from me? I'm a cocky, perverted jerk. I'm secretive. I'm quick to anger. I smoke, and drink, and gamble, and I used to steal.
If you know what's good for you? Stay away. Stay far away. And this time, I really mean it. I'm trying to do you a favor. I'm not being entertaining, or anything else. I'm telling the truth for once.