Age of Miracles: Moderators (miraculous_mods) wrote in miracles_ooc, @ 2008-03-25 13:35:00 |
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Summary: March 1 - March 15, 2008
AGE OF MIRACLES
the story so far
What happened since the last edition? Uh. The world exploded.
Backdated to February 28:
Remember when we talked about Healthy Loving Relationships? That's what Dom and Cait have. The kind where you just want to claw the other person's face off most of the time. It's good for the soul, I swear. [ read ]
March 1:
The X-Men go to rescue Cyke, but it turns out they got punk'd! The Brotherhood already took Cyclops just for shits and giggles and now they're busy taking out this little cell of the Friends of Humanity. And then the X-Men show up. So everyone is fighting everyone and it's like Pirates of the Caribbean but without the giant wheel. And without swords. Unless you count Cait's arm as a sword.[ read ]
Sarena meets Rahne when Rahne is a half-wolf in a granny nightgown... my, what big teeth you have, my dear. [ read ]
We're not quite sure why Hank McCoy goes to Cecilia Reyes for his relationship advice, but we think it has to do with the fact that he likes making her as uncomfortable as possible. Just wait until you hear about his blue furry sexual escapades, Cecilia. Just wait. [ read ]
March 2:
Tommy looks for Julian... in Sofia's room. What he finds is Sofia without her top on and the flurry of shrieking is absolutely hilarious. I'm amazed Tommy got out of there alive... but Sofia now keeps his balls on a shelf. [ read ]
March 3:
Ren sucks at homework, and even though Elvyran is a little clone boy he can help her with that. If they can keep themselves from putting their hands on each other----or keep themselves from brooding and angsting. Or chain smoking. None of those things help with homework. [ read ]
Mystique calls Professor X in order to say "Neener neener, I've got Scooter, and we'll kill him with our evil death ray if you decide to go forward with your plans!!" [ read ]
March 4:
And Xavier's all "FINE WHATEVER!" Is it just me or, in hindsight, does this all seem a little bit like elementary school kids on a playground and Scott's the kid that nobody likes? [ read ]
Vertigo wants her cyber-hand to have lasers. Sage is like ‘uh, fuck no, I’m not giving you lasers’. And then they make out. In Sage's TARDIS. [ read ]
March 5:
WE ARE LOG-FREE!
March 6:
Sofia and Julian should really try making out in the book storage closet on the third floor, because making out in Sofia's room just isn't working. First Tommy barges in on her, and this time, she's introduced to her new roommate while she's sucking face. [ read ]
Xavier has sent Emma to get Eleanor Zylstra. Eleanor Zylstra says sure, she'll help out, but not until she eats her macaroni and cheese. I was hoping Emma would partake of that blue-box goodness, but Emma can't afford to get orange cheese sauce on her white clothes. [ read ]
March 7:
Logan passes by Tommy-K, only to see that she's drawing pornographic pictures of him. Oh, my. Only not really. Turns out she's drawing half-naked pictures of him and a chick she doesn't know wearing an ugly red sweater whose name happens to be Jean Grey. Oooooooh. [ read ]
Kate has an assignment from The Cap, regarding a delivery for Charles Xavier----and of course she's taking it totally seriously and using Tommy to get her into the school. And NO, she totally was NOT checking out Captain America's ass. Jeez, you guys. [ read ]
Sinister finally lets Mirror go... and he gives her a disk. With stuff on it. Do we know why? Not really. But we know that Sinister likes to do shit just because he can, which is why he goes bungee-jumping and participates in dog sled races. [ read ]
March 8:
Some say the only way to be safe in the world of RP logs is to abstain.
March 9:
No, we don't know why Logan is prone to attracting young, attractive, jailbait sidekicks who are usually Asian. We do know that for the course of AOM, this is Jailbait Sidekick #4. But they don't get along so well. [ read ]
Arla's concerned about looking fat in her X-Men uniform so she goes to see the guidance counselor about her body image issues. --No, that's not really why. At least, that's not what she says. But if she can get David to tell her she's got a fabulous ass she'll be more willing to go into battle. [ read ]
March 10:
Arla wakes up curled up in a blanket in the guidance office. But she didn't get any from David, they just played Parcheesi like a couple of losers. Besides, guys, David's married. To a carrot. [ read ]
March 11:
I don't know what's funnier about this log: the fact that it's Princess Powerful and SARENA of all people stalking Cecilia Reyes to try to see if she's really a vampire, or that Cecilia finds Hank's secret Twinkie stash in the supply closet. This thread was unfinished as of March 21. Please, please finish it. This gives me so much giggles. [ read ]
March 12:
Jazz and Skids hate each other. A lot. Sally's mad because John won't pick up his shit in the bathroom and because John's a doofus. John's pissed at her because she's pissed at him. Now, given the way our HLRs work, I'm going to start taking bets on how long it takes them to get into bed together. [ read ]
Alex rescues Scott. We know that. We don't know HOW because this log was never finished. In fact, 'twas barely started, and I weep, because I wanted to see the Havok/Mystique fight. [ read ]
March 13:
Dude, where has Takuro been? Look, there he is. [ read ]
March 14:
Charles is tired, so what does David do? He brings him a blueberry pie. David should know that anyone who brings Charles a blueberry pie the night before a climactic showdown is automatically pulled into a something he probably doesn't want to do. [ read ]
Magneto knows that Charles is going to come after him and so he broods about it before putting on his little candy-stripe pajamas and taking his teddy bear to bed. [ read ]
MJ and Scott have this weird relationship where MJ always feels useless and Scott tells her she's not useless while proceeding to make her feel like she's more useless because he hates her for being happy with Peter when he's not happy because Jean is dead. He has a redhead complex. And May throws things at him. [ read ]
March 15:
OMG WTF. Battle. Big fucking battle. [ read ]
Johnny A and Johnny S throw down. You know you want to read THAT. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. [ read ]
Paige and Hisako are stuck at home... but at least they're not dead. [ read ]
Will the X-Men defeat Magneto? Will the government go back to normal?! You already know the answers to these questions but STAY TUNED ANYWAY for the next edition.