Looks like someone remembered my birthday. Do I dare accept gifts from strange deities?

[JC]

ladies, i do hate to be a bother, but there m i g h t be some things that we need to be discussing, as we're fucking stuck here.

group -sex meeting? lsfefsg; fml.

also, we have weed. weed.

[HEL]

find anything else interesting laying around, lately?

Seeing as we're here for an unknown quantity of time, I'd like to just ensure everyone is doing well. I'd be happy to oversee the prenatal care for our expecting mothers (and, fathers, you are welcome to be present for the examinations if you wish). In fact, I'd like to get routine checkups in for all of you this week, if possible.

And anyone else with residual injuries and scars from the unfortunate attacks... I'll be happy to assist with that as well.

Sigyn, if you wil be my assistant, I'd be most appreciative.

! R E A L I Z A T I O N :

where is my Asbestos?

[Lilith]

fucking jesus what did you do to m-

I woke up with-

You know how you're supposed to call the hospital if it's been more than four h-

You have the strangest abilities.

i understand waking up and not remembering where you are,

but this is a little ridiculous.

[.ynnuf leef i]

[JC PANTHEON]
huh. you both all alive?
awake?

i'm looooosing my miiiiiiiind, aren't iiiiiii?

"...well, it's just downright alarming that, as a good Christian nation, we're being invaded by these upstarts! God said 'Thou shalt have no other gods before me,' and that's exactly what they're trying to do! We are inviting God's judgment down upon ourselves, our families, our very nation if we continue letting them gallivant about unchecked! Someone needs to do something, and soon, to put these so-called gods back in their place!"

[It was right at the end of their trip when Esther had been able to slip away from the rest of her group to do a little "tourist sightseeing." She couldn't quite place it, but there was a... tone? Maybe? in the back of her mind. It only got stronger, more like a vibration, as she headed out toward Ayers Rock. And then... She found it.

Well, officially speaking, she "heard" it first, and then almost tripped over the partially-buried object. Clearing away the dirt with her hands, she managed to unearth it--about the size of a dinner plate, and unlike anything she'd ever seen. Surreptitiously tucking it into her jacket, she managed to get it safely back with her...]

[Filter: JCs]
Hey, guys? Found it.

Hello, Godlings. Have you all been playing nicely together? I do hope so. You'll need to.

You've done well otherwise so far. Finding your lost treasures. But those won't be enough. There is more to find.

[Filter: Celts]
A secret has been lost in Eire, and it sings where the living voices went silent.

[Filter: Egyptians]
Once your blood ran through the veins of kings, and their power remains there buried. Find it, and it is yours again.

[Filter: Greeks]
Westward where the son of Troy, and the children of Venus and Mars brought forth their power, a piece remains.

[Filter: Hindu]
Far in the East, near where warriors come forth from the earth, a touch of power remains. Its music can make you dance again.

[Filter: Judeo-Christians]
You must seek the song in the wilderness again to find the lost power, far to the Devil's own continent.

[Filter: Norse]
The mountains hold secrets again, high in the clouds, but you must go south to seek the power that was lost. It sings in the shadow of the lost city.

[/filters]

Remember. You must strike while the time is hot. Let it grow cool, and it may slip through your fingers.

Okay, so, everyone who got a strange visitor lately... Show of hands? Tell me it wasn't just me?

This is my new favorite thing. Fuck. I don't even know. I'm not even big on video games, but fuck...experimental video game themes remixed into witch house-y chiptune drone goodness? Fuck yeah.

& I love the fuck out of Spell Hound right now. So fucking trippy.

[Filtered to Judeo-Christian Pantheon]

So. What the fuck-i mean- ^Er.

Do either of you happen to have any plans if shit really hits the fan?

(just curious.)

Discovery of the week: You're not allowed to sign for packages in blood. Even if it's the only thing you have on hand.

_Ha Ha ^Ha.

Okay here's the deal. I'm going to give this group thing a chance. But I have a few conditions:

1. Do not call me "Athena". If you have to have a name, you can call me Pete.
2. Stop trying to sell me on this whole past life/being a god nonsense. I won't rain on your parades, if you don't rain on mine.

Okay, so I want to know who this is and what you want with me. Obviously, you’re some tech-heavy underground group, because I have never seen coding like this before. And I’ve played inside some very intricate software.

So just to be clear, unless you plan on offering me a lot of money, I’m not interested in being recruited to whatever this is. I pick my own career. So if that ruins your plans, then too bad. Stop hounding me.

Fucking shit. If they've gotten sentient enough to start sending me e-mails, I think I'm fucked.

tHeRe. I played along. I did the registering thing. I posted. Now please, stop.