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Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]catrinella!

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To: [info]catrinella
From: [info]marksy



Title: Men in Robes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Draco
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I'm making no money off of this work. Fanfic is like the volunteer fire department of porn.
Summary: Nineteen years later and all was well? Perhaps from a certain point-of-view, but deep within The Ministry a secret agency would like to dispute that fact.
A/N: Merry Smutmas, Catrinella! This incorporates Deathly Hallows canon, but only in the most ridiculous way possible and to your specifications. It also fulfills your requests for humor, happy endings, reluctant partnerships, and workplace settings, among other things. I hope you enjoy it. 6550 words.

Men in Robes
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Merry Smutmas, [info]son_of_darkness!

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To: [info]son_of_darkness
From: [info]kennahijja



Title: The Practice of Walking in Darkness
Pairings: Fenrir/Harry/Draco, Harry/Lucius, Harry/other Death Eaters
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, coercion, violence, darkficness
Summary: "Potter. There is no one I'd rather have seen stumbling into our little trap. You have a lot to pay for, boy."
Notes: Most humble thanks to Those Who Cannot Be Named for beta and advice way beyond the call of duty. I love you! The title comes from U A Fanthorpe's Descent. Everything else is JKR's. [info]son_of_darkness, I hope you'll enjoy this despite me doing quite a bit of 'cheating the system' as well when picking from your wish list. And thanks for allowing me to slip in that one un-asked-for character!

( The Practice of Walking in Darkness )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]glockgal!

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To: [info]glockgal
From: [info]cjmarlowe



Title: A sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Sirius
Disclaimer: The characters and universe depicted in this story belong to JK Rowling and not to me.
Summary: Sirius finds an engagement party to be less of an ordeal than he might have expected.
Warnings: Sexual activity under the age of 18.

( A sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss )
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Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]coffeejunkii!

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To: [info]coffeejunkii
From: [info]frek



Title: Calm Before the Storm
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine and I make no profit from them. We're all here for fun.
Summary: He remembered one face in particular very clearly. The last face he saw in that room, the first face that he saw waking up here.
Author's notes: AU. This is during the war and I pretty much ignored much of book 7 and some of book 6 (Like Dumbledore has not died, among others). Harry and Draco are just past school age. Thanks to my beta for reading this over and the support I needed to finish it up.

( Calm Before the Storm )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]themostepotente!

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To: [info]themostepotente
From: [info]chazpure



Title: On a Sure Foundation
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Godric Gryffindor/Salazar Slytherin, Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy, Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings: DH canon compliance...to a point, hurt/comfort, frottage, wanking, bloodplay (of sorts), sex magic, orgasm denial, cock ring, rimming, object insertion, semi-public sex, mild bondage, spanking, and unauthorized shenanigans in the Library.
Summary: In Albus Severus Potter's Seventh Year at Hogwarts, he discovered something magical, something scary and exhilarating, something he isn't sure he can tell anyone else about-- oh, and that odd manuscript of Salazar Slytherin's was kind of neat, too...
Notes: This Merry Smutmas gift is for [info]themostepotente. I managed to work a few of your listed kinks in here, my dear, but I do believe there is at least a shred of two of plot, and I hope it pleases. Also, my apologies for Harry's rather colourful imagination. I think the poor boy watched too much telly after Hogwarts! (I'm not sure what Severus's excuse is, but he's had a hard life, so go easy on him, please.) A very, very Merry Smutmas to you!

( On a Sure Foundation )
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Friday, December 7th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]sherant!

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To: [info]sherant
From: [info]emmagrant01



Title: Weakness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Draco, Draco/other
Disclaimer: Not my characters; no copyright infringement intended.
Summary: Set during DH. Snape decides Draco needs private lessons in occlumency, and it turns out that Draco has much to hide.
Warnings: mild violence of a non-sexual nature
Author's notes: [info]sherant's request included dark and/or serious Snape/Draco. She also stated she was fond of UST, one-sided obsession, and a risk of being caught. She is one of my favorite artists, so I hope this meets her expectations. Thanks to F and R for the betas!

( Weakness )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]cork!

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To: [info]cork
From: [info]teaspoon



Title: Same Time, Next Year
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, JKR does.
Summary: There's a certain way things go between friends.
Warnings: Some adultery that really couldn't be helped.
Author's notes: Thank you to T for the beta! I hope you enjoy your gift, Reallycorking!

( Same Time, Next Year )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]leni_jess!

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To: [info]leni_jess
From: [info]iamisaac




Title: The Bonding
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Disclaimer:Not my characters, no money made, just for fun
Summary: Severus and Remus are acting as spies for the Order, Severus with the Death Eaters, Remus with the werewolves. The only way to prevent even the best Legilimens guessing their secret is to form a particular sort of magical bond…
Warnings: Bondage, coercion/dub-con
Author's notes: I hope I got at least some of your kinks in without touching your squicks. I tried hard, anyway!

( The Bonding )
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]anjenue!

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To: [info]anjenue
From: [info]furiosity



Title: Love Like a Razorblade
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Like everything powerful, love is a weapon.
Warnings: Slight mindfuck, some violence.
Author's notes: Merry Smutmas, dear Anj! I hope you like this. ♥ Thank you to my beta readers -- you know who you are, and I couldn't have done it without you.

( Love Like a Razorblade )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]elanor!

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To: [info]elanor
From: [info]regan_v




Title: Loose Ends
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Snape/Lockhart
Disclaimer: Not mine, not ours. That epilogue sure wouldn't have happened, otherwise.
Warnings: Chan (Severus is 16, in one scene).
Summary: Lockhart's forgotten it all, of course. But Snape remembers for both of them.
Author's notes: My betas have forgotten more about fiction writing than I'll ever learn, and I'm grateful that they shared their expertise with me. And I hope that you enjoy this, Elanor!

( Loose Ends )
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Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]lyricalnights!

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To: [info]lyricalnights
From: [info]krabapple



Title: If You Can Make It There
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize belongs to me. All belongs to JKR.
Summary: New York, New York – it's a wonderful town. When Neville runs into Harry unexpectedly, he gets more than a few surprises.
Warnings: None. It's pretty vanilla. :)
Author's notes: Happy Holidays, lyricalnights! I hope you enjoy! This is set post-DH and is DH compliant. American spellings, if that counts as a warning or note. A little over 3,000 words.

If You Can Make It There
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Merry Smutmas, [info]gatewaygirl!

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To: [info]gatewaygirl
From: [info]seshat



Title: Aftermath
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in, or associated with, the Harry Potter books.
Summary: Harry visits Charlie in Romania to get away from it all
Author's notes: Happy Christmas, Gateway Girl, I really hope you enjoy the fic. :D And as always, thank you to my betas.

Aftermath
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Merry Smutmas, [info]celandineb!

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To: [info]celandineb
From: [info]joanwilder



Title: Occam's Razor
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/ Draco, Harry/Severus
Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter belong to J.K.Rowling and her book and film companies.
Summary: Two years after the end of the war, only desperation could make Harry seek out the help of a one-time enemy.
Warnings: Sex toys, rimming, bondage
Author's notes: For [info]celandineb, wrapped up in a pouffy bow: bondage, voyeurism, masturbation, toys, delayed orgasm, rimming, dirty talk, frottage, desperate!sex, shower!sex, spanking (implied), UST and a plot, oh my! Hope this makes your holiday a happy one! Also, a word of gratitude to my beta reader for her sharp eyes and 'devil's advocate' par excellence skills.

A thank you to [info]gmth, whose years of hard work (read: countless hours of matching up participants, cracking the deadline whip, arranging pinch-hitters, smoothing ruffled feathers, recipient of much-deserved praise—and, it must be noted, a few piles of virtual shit—formatting and posting, in addition to—god only knows how she does it—reading every single fic) have enriched us beyond measure. All 'O's, full marks, and an award for 'Special Services' to the fandom for you!

( Occam's Razor )

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Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]amanuensis1!

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To: [info]amanuensis1
From: [info]vissy



Title: Suppliance of a Minute
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Disclaimer: The characters and situations portrayed within belong to J.K. Rowling.
Summary: Two months of madness starts with a minute.
Warnings: 16 year old, dub con, bondage

( Suppliance of a Minute )
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]psyfic!

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To: [info]psyfic
From: [info]meri_oddities



Title: Healing
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Disclaimer: She owns it all, not me. But I bet Snape likes me better.
Summary: Harry has one more thing to do before he can sleep.
Warnings: Spoilers for DH
Author's notes: Takes place immediately after the last scene in DH, but before the epilogue.
Note 2: Many, many thanks to my betas, who will remain nameless until the reveal, but are no less appreciated. Any mistakes after their hard work are all my own fault.

Healing
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Merry Smutmas, [info]auntee_mame!

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To: [info]auntee_mame
From: [info]kaalee




Title: Naughts and Crosses
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters mentioned within are property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron determined to figure out who steals into his bed in the middle of the night and wakes him up with their tongue in his, er, well, you know...
Author's notes: Many thanks to my lovely betas for the help with this story. [info]auntee_mame, I think the world of you and the idea of writing a story for you was simultaneously exhilarating and daunting. I went with a lighthearted feel to combat the stress of the holidays. I hope you enjoy. ♥

Naughts and Crosses
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Merry Smutmas, Elucreh!

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To: [info]elucreh
From: [info]sansa1970




Title: Draco, the Magic Dragon
Rating: NC17
Pairing: HP/DM
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Come to the fair! Draco's granting wishes, Harry's investigating a mystery, and Luna's giving away pants. Crystal balls and kissing, dirty talk and candy floss – and that's just the beginning.
A/N: Merry Smutmas, Elucreh! I had a wonderful time being your Secret Santa, and I hope you enjoy your gift. Endless thanks to my betas – you made this story ten times better. This fic is canon compliant through DH (except the epilogue).

( Draco, the Magic Dragon )
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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]severity_softly!

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To: [info]severity_softly
From: [info]scribbulus_ink




Title: A Fine Romance This Is
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Snape/Lupin, past Lupin/Tonks
Disclaimer: All HP characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and WB; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.
Summary: Post-war Alternate Reality. It's been three months of (admittedly good) shagging, but Severus wants to know where he stands with Remus and takes drastic measures to find out.
Warnings: Cross-dressing
Author's notes: Merry smutmas, severity_softly! I had fun choosing from your kink list, and I hope you enjoy the results. Many thanks to my cheerleader and my beta, who shall remain anonymous for now.

A Fine Romance This Is
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Merry Smutmas, [info]t_quibbler!

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To: [info]t_quibbler
From: [info]shocolate



Title: Well, Who Hasn't Kissed Ginny Weasley?
Rating: Just a little bit NC-17
Pairing: Neville/Harry/Dean
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I make no profit, the Trio are safe in Scotland, with the lovely, blond lady.
Summary: They have more in common than just being War Heroes.
Warnings: Mention of female boobies.
Author's notes: Written for [info]merry_smutmas 2007, and betaed by the stunning M and the shiny A.

( Well, Who Hasn't Kissed Ginny Weasley? )
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Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Merry Smutmas, [info]venivincere!

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To: [info]venivincere
From: [info]geniusartist



Title: Severus Snape and the Pensieve Memories
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Disclaimer: JKR has full ownership of the Harry Potter world. Some dialogue and details from OOTP and Deathly Hallows were incorporated into this story.
Summary: Snape revisits his past and Harry...moves him to the present.
Warnings: Chan, non-con, spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Author's notes: Dear [info]venivincere, I hope you enjoy this story! And many thanks to [info]gmth for her hard work and dedication to this fest; you inspire me. Last but not least, to my betas: words cannot describe my gratitude for your time and assistance with this story.

( Severus Snape and the Pensieve Memories )

Please note: THE AUTHOR HAS DECIDED TO F-LOCK THIS FIC. You will need to approach her directly in order to get access to it. Please don't post here asking about it. I have no control over it any longer. Thanks.
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