Merry Smutmas, ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) chazpure! |
[15 Dec 2007|06:00am] |
Title: Only You, After All
Pairing: Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Lily, Snape/Lupin/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Manbits, womenbits. Image is NOT WORKSAFE
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR owns it all.
Summary: They never meant to start, never meant to share, never meant to last, but Severus and Remus finally admit they only want each other, after all.
Notes: Merry Smutmas, chazpure! Enjoy!! I'm so glad I got you this year! Thanks to L, you always save the day!
( Only You, After All )
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| Merry Smutmas, shocolate! |
[14 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: Between Friends
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Seamus
Disclaimer: The characters of Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended by this work.
Summary: Harry looks forward to having drinks on Fridays with Seamus and Ron. Ron can prove he doesn't like snogging men. And Seamus may be a bit greedy.
Author's notes: Thanks to D and E for their beta assistance.
Between Friends
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| Merry Smutmas, kangeiko! |
[14 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: Air Pockets
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers own the Harry Potter characters and universe, I'm just borrowing them.
Summary: PWP -- A regular Tuesday night for Ron and Draco. Almost.
Warnings: Dirty talk and mild breathplay.
Author's notes: Merry Smutmas, Kangeiko! I really, really hope you like it. Many thanks, as always, to my beta, and those others who were patient and endured my angst with the utmost patience.
Air Pockets
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| Merry Smutmas, ariadneelda! |
[14 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: The New Headmaster's Office
Rating: R
Pairings: Snape/Harry, Lucius/Harry
Disclaimer: Characters used without permission.
Warnings: Questionable consent, bondage. Image is NOT WORKSAFE.
Artist's notes: Merry Christmas, I loved drawing for you!
( The New Headmaster's Office )
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| Merry Smutmas, ships_harry! |
[13 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Weasley Twins/Draco
Disclaimer: Look the other way, JKR--there's lotsa porn in this one.
Summary: From HBP Chapter 29: "...the moment he saw us he threw something into the air and it all went pitch-black -" "- Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder," said Ron bitterly. "Fred and George's. I'm going to be having a word with them about who they let buy their products."
Warnings: Non-con/dub-con with S/M trappings (see A/N below)
A/N: For ships_harry, whose requests included: "Weasley Twins/Draco Malfoy...I'm fond of unstructured, unritualised (but fairly heavy) D/s situations. Sounding, bondage, orgasm denial (long term, even, with chastity devices), slavery, rimming etc, object insertion, humiliation, nipple stimulation/torture, piercings (but not seeing them done)... I have a weakness for rentboy fic..." Hope I got a satisfying number of those in here for you! (Because I'm your fangirl, I really am.) About 7,500 words.
Thanks to my betas to be named later.
( You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You? )
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| Merry Smutmas, thescarletwoman! |
[13 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: Death of a Potions Master
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Harry/Lupin, Snape/Harry/Lupin
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're all JKR's, I'm just borrowing them for a bit. I'm not earning a thing from them. Oh and the title's an obvious parody of Death of a Salesman.
Summary: Harry's finding the peace almost as hard as the war, what with discovering he might just be bisexual, Weasley women trying to pressure him into marriage, and most disturbing of all, that Snape might not be dead after all and that this particular piece of news is doing strange things to his head and his libido. When Lupin offers him somewhere to take sanctuary, Harry's only too pleased to take him up on it... but he might come to regret hiding out in Spinner's End.
Warnings: AU but only in that Lupin doesn't die, post-DH, Epilogue? What Epilogue?, m/m/m threesome, voyeurism, masturbation, frottage, slightly dubious consent, bondage, mild domination, first time sex.
Author's notes: thescarletwoman asked for Snape/Lupin, Remus/Harry, Snape/Harry, threesomes are fine (so if you wish to combine any of the characters listed above, that's fine by me), voyeurism, half-clothed sex, masturbation, public sex, against-the-whatever (walls, pillars, you name it), topping-from-the bottom, frottage, snogging. I was going to write an international manhunt for Snape, but it turned into a bit of a Poe-esque suspense chiller instead. Hope you like it! Thanks go out to S for catching the typos and formatting errors.
( Death of a Potions Master )
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| Merry Smutmas, quill_lumos! |
[13 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: My Other Life
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and its characters are copyrighted to J.K. Rowling and her licensees, and their trademark belongs to The WB. No copyright and/or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Draco doesn't like his life anymore, but he has a plan to fix things. Unfortunately his plans never go the way he expects.
My Other Life
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| Merry Smutmas, fluffyllama! |
[12 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: What Has Been Lost
Rating: NC-17/adult
Pairings: Sirius/Ron, Sirius/Regulus
Disclaimer: *checks* Nope, still not mine, alas.
Summary: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Warnings: Slightly underage folk, dubious consent, incest
Author's notes: Excessive thanks to my quick beta who shall not be named. :D
( What Has Been Lost )
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| Merry Smutmas, krabapple! |
[12 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: Hold On
Rating: NC17 (if you squint)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Warnings: Well, aside for gay wall!sex, I can't really think of anything else... NOT WORKSAFE
Artist's notes: Happy holidays, honey. I really hope you'll like this. I tried something a little different from my usual habit, and... well, you'll see. ♥ (This is also SO not dial-up friendly that it hurts. Sorry about that.)
( Hold On )
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| Merry Smutmas, gingertart50! |
[12 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: To Cause A Hundred Veils To Fall
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Disclaimer: JKR owns Harry Potter. Title is from a poem by Jalal al-Din Muhammad Rumi
Summary: Harry wishes for so many things.
Warnings: DH compliant
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta-readers. I would have died without you. Thank you so much to W. for listening to me wibble about this story. Thank you to Gina for hosting this fest, despite everything. Gingertart50, I hope you have a Merry Smutmas.
( To Cause A Hundred Veils To Fall )
Please note: If you wish to link to this fic, please link to this post and not to the fic itself.
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| Merry Smutmas, ze_dragon! |
[11 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: How Ron Weasley Learned to Tolerate Kimchi and Draco Malfoy
Rating: R
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: The first thing Ron notices about Korea is the heat.
Author's notes: I really enjoyed writing this and tried to fit in as many of your requested kinks as I could, so I hope you find it to your liking! Thank you to my wonderful beta reader, without whom this would be quite a mess.
How Ron Weasley Learned to Tolerate Kimchi and Draco Malfoy
ETA: Illustration by Glockgal
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| Merry Smutmas, snegurochka_lee! |
[11 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: Old Times' Sake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin (Lupin/Tonks in the background)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just get them dirty.
Summary: When Remus turns to Severus for his potion even after everything Severus has done, Remus isn't sure what he trusts, or wants, Severus to do more - help him or kill him. He just never expected Severus would ask for the payment he does.
Warnings: adultery, dub-con, wall!sex, rimming, prostitution (in a sense), questionable lubrication ;), a little breathplay, suicidal thoughts (Merry Christmas! ;))
Author's notes: DH compliant. Much thanks to my beta, who knows who she is! I hope you like it, Lee!
( Old Times' Sake )
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| Merry Smtumas, violet_quill! |
[11 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: Coming Clean
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Teddy/James Jr
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling, no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Teddy thinks it's time that James fesses up to his parents, but it might take a bit of persuasion on his part.
Warnings: Porn. Porn. Oh, and porn. And maybe some rimming thrown in as well, just for kicks.
Author's notes: Thanks go out to my gorgeous betas. I love you both. And special thanks to Gina for doing this for us. We adore you dear.
( Coming Clean )
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| Merry Smutmas, ausmac! |
[10 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: Naga's Pool
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Okay, so the scar belongs to JKR. I admit that. So don't send the royalty cheques here.
Warning: Image is NOT WORKSAFE.
Artist's Notes: CGI, in Photoshop via wacom tablet. Stock photo reference used. Thanks to my beta.
( Naga's Pool )
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| Merry Smutmas, empathic_siren! |
[10 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: Wandlore
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, with a bit of Severus Snape on the side.
Disclaimer: JKR owns Harry, Draco, Severus, and all things related. I, however, pwn them with whips, chains, ball-gags, and all things kinky. JKR makes the money. I make Teh pr0nz. Please, JKR, do not sue me. Your characters needed some stress relief anyway.
Summary: Harry has a bit of a wand problem. Draco may be able to help him with the solution.
Warnings: BDSM, to include "the basics," plus a very tiny bit of bloodplay.
Author's Notes: Hi empathic_siren! When I figured out this plot, I'd meant to give you about 10,000 words. The plot, however, had other ideas. Whether or not the story pleases anyone else, I hope you like it. Merry Smutmas to all, and to all a good shag!
( Wandlore )
Please note: If you wish to link to this fic, please link to this post and not to the fic itself.
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| Merry Smutmas, nimori! |
[10 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: Castle Voices
Pairing: Snape/Harry, with implied Harry/Voldemort offstage
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In a Wizarding World controlled by Voldemort, Snape has the added responsibility of keeping watch over the Dark Lord's pet and ensuring reality would prevail. But apparently, the castle speaks.
Warning: A/U, Deathly Hallows spoilers
Disclaimer: None of the Harry Potter characters are mine. I'm just playing with them.
Author's Notes: Harry is over eighteen in this story. Lots of thanks goes to my wonderful beta for her speedy work. Merry Christmas, Nimori!
Castle Voices
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| Merry Smutmas, catrinella! |
[09 Dec 2007|04:00pm] |
Title: Men in Robes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Draco
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I'm making no money off of this work. Fanfic is like the volunteer fire department of porn.
Summary: Nineteen years later and all was well? Perhaps from a certain point-of-view, but deep within The Ministry a secret agency would like to dispute that fact.
A/N: Merry Smutmas, Catrinella! This incorporates Deathly Hallows canon, but only in the most ridiculous way possible and to your specifications. It also fulfills your requests for humor, happy endings, reluctant partnerships, and workplace settings, among other things. I hope you enjoy it. 6550 words.
Men in Robes
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| Merry Smutmas, son_of_darkness! |
[09 Dec 2007|08:00am] |
Title: The Practice of Walking in Darkness
Pairings: Fenrir/Harry/Draco, Harry/Lucius, Harry/other Death Eaters
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, coercion, violence, darkficness
Summary: "Potter. There is no one I'd rather have seen stumbling into our little trap. You have a lot to pay for, boy."
Notes: Most humble thanks to Those Who Cannot Be Named for beta and advice way beyond the call of duty. I love you! The title comes from U A Fanthorpe's Descent. Everything else is JKR's. son_of_darkness, I hope you'll enjoy this despite me doing quite a bit of 'cheating the system' as well when picking from your wish list. And thanks for allowing me to slip in that one un-asked-for character!
( The Practice of Walking in Darkness )
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| Merry Smutmas, glockgal! |
[09 Dec 2007|12:00am] |
Title: A sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Sirius
Disclaimer: The characters and universe depicted in this story belong to JK Rowling and not to me.
Summary: Sirius finds an engagement party to be less of an ordeal than he might have expected.
Warnings: Sexual activity under the age of 18.
( A sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss )
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