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The Porn Santa ([info]smutmas_mod) wrote in [info]merry_smutmas,
@ 2007-12-26 12:00:00

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Entry tags:fic, severus/remus, severus/remus/bill

Merry Smutmas, [info]karasu_hime!

To: [info]karasu_hime
From: [info]snegurochka_lee



Title: On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Bill/[Fleur]
Disclaimer: I own neither these characters nor the body parts they so expertly join together over the course of this story. I dare LJ abuse and/or JKR's lawyers to read through to the end without having to stop to have one off. If they make it, they may sue me for copyright.
Summary: So. I know what you are thinking. You are wanting to know how it happened that my husband went to bed with the potions master and his werewolf. Well, do not look so surprised! Of course I know about it. I was there, you know. What? You would have left? Sit down, then, if you want to know. I will tell you a story about men and their pricks.
Warnings: Double penetration, marginal het. See notes for other content.
Author's Notes: For [info]karasu_hime, who wanted biting, desperate sex, dirty talk, double penetration, bottom!Snape, and this foursome. Also, I should mention that she did not want women sucking cock, which was wonderful because as it turns out, Fleur has the same squick. ;) Huge thanks to my beta team of B, S, and R, and extra love
to B for the title. Merry Smutmas, Karasu!

( On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion )


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[info]karasu_hime
2007-12-30 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Can I come back and say just how much I love this? I am and I do! Thank you again, everytime a read it there's more I fall in love with!
Thank you again!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-31 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Hee, yay, I'm so glad! Happy New Year!!!

~author. :))

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[info]karasu_hime
2008-01-05 01:33 am UTC (link)
I just saw the reveal!!! I knew it was you!!!!!!!!
Thank you sooooo mcuh!!!!!!!!! I loved this so much even though, they were already dead, you added so much to the story and it made me be okay with it. Your Fleur was sooo spot on and I just love her! I have a fleur in the works and when I finish it I'll dedicate it to you!!!!

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[info]snegurochka_lee
2008-01-05 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Eeeee!!! I was so excited to get assigned to your request! I couldn't decide between your scenarios, but eventually figured I'd already written Snape/Lupin/Lily for you for DD, so I'd try the Bill/Fleur angle. I was a bit nervous that it wasn't quite the H/C aspect you'd asked for, but Fleur insisted on telling the story this way and wouldn't be deterred. ;) I didn't realise we had so many kinks in common till I saw that I could write unabashed dirty talk and DP for you!! YAY!

Anyway, thank you, yay, I'm so glad you liked it! It was super fun to write. :) Yay, Fleur art! That would be great!!

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