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oo2 → Dinosaur adventures

Welcome to the Past

HOW IT WORKS:
Everyone remembers that blockbuster hit from the summer of 1993, right? It's just like that, except that it your characters lost in the park when everything goes awry. Feel free to use the RNG to choose from the scenarios below or create your very own!

SCENARIOS:
oo1 → First sighting
Behold, your first glimpse of a living, breathing dinosaur. What kind is it? How do you react? Is it everything as magical or as terrifying as you thought it would be?

oo2 → Dinosaur doctor
You've got a sick or injured dinosaur on your hands. How are you going treat it? Can you transport it? Do you really have to sift through its poo to see what it may have eaten?

oo3 → It's just a little hiccup in the power...
You're on the tour when the power (and thus all the safety protocols) fails. Are you next to the pen of some hungry, hungry herrerasaurus? Dare you leave your vehicle and face the potential dangers of the dinosaurs in the park to find safety?

oo4 → He left us! He left us!
Not only were you on the tour when the power went out, but the guide abandoned you! You know, that professional guy who knew all about the dinosaurs and might possibly be able to keep you safe. Yeah, he's gone. Did he run off? Get devoured? What are you going to do now?

oo5 → They're out there where people are dying.
You're nestled safe (?) and sound at the park's HQ, a veritable bunker, but your friends and family are out in the park. You've got two options, stay put and hope for the best or go out there and kick some dinosaur butt to get your loved ones back.

oo6 → RUN!
There's something right behind you! Are you being hunted by a pack of velociraptors? Are you fleeing from a t-rex? Or maybe it's just a herd gallimimus. Whatever it is, you'd better hope you can outrun it!

oo7 → Trapped in a building with something vicious.
You know the scene. The one with the kids in the kitchen and the raptors? Yeah, it's that. How are you going to escape?

oo8 → Are the children are all right?
Somebody brought their kids along and now that somebody is nowhere to be found. Or maybe you brought your students on a field trip. In any case, you're stuck looking after the children.

oo9 → Living like Bear Grylls.
You've managed not only to survive being a meal, but you're doing pretty well fending for yourself on your days-long trek across the park in search of shelter. Bear Grylls has got nothing you on you. Let's just hope anyone you encounter can keep up.

o1o → Choose your own adventure.
Re-roll, choose any scenario you prefer, or create your very own!