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Sock It To Meme (sockittomeme) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-02-09 20:55:00

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[rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor

The Wild Side meme

Readers of fanfiction will recognize this set up straight away. Maybe your character's touched some cursed object they shouldn't have? Maybe they've ticked off the local witch? Maybe it's just in their blood and it's "that time" of the month? Whatever the case, it's time for a change and you just changed right in front of someone...

Fur, fangs, or tails. WHAT NOW?

« Post a comment: Character name, canon/fandom, and any preferences.
« Go to RNG and roll: 1-5 for the duration of the change, 1-4 for the awareness, and 1-25 for the critter they'll be wearing and/or...
« Wait for other newly changed critters to tag back.
« Tag around to other folks!

Duration:
1. A few hours.
2. A day.
3. A week.
4. A month.
5. A year.

Awareness options:
1. None - You've gone completely native.
2. Partial, but fading - You knew, a minute ago, but it's not so clear now...
3. Aware, but non-communicative - You know who you are, who they are, and what happened. Can you find a way to communicate?
4. Dr. Dolittle - You can understand them or they can understand you. Big deal. You're still a frog.

Domestic:
1. Cat - Common tabby? Dainty Siamese? Floofy Persian? You're aloof, stealthy, and the master of your domain. Dig into the catnip and purr, purr, purr.
2. Dog - Little, yappy chihuahua? Great Dane? You're loyal, playful, and eager to please. Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's it? Is it you? Yes it is!
3. Bird - Parrots, parakeets, and finches... Maybe you talk? Maybe you chirp? Maybe you just eat, shit, and rattle the cage bars?
4. Rabbit - Twitchy noses and a hankering for leafy greens. Mind your surroundings and don't eat the black jellybeans.
5. Hamster - The world is your Habitrail. Except during the day, you lazy, furry bastard.

Herpetological
6. Snake - Scaly, but not slimy. Poisonous? Constrictor? C'mon, get slinky.
7. Lizard - Still more scales, but you've got a leg up on your slithering brethren (probably four of them).
8. Toad/Frog - Can you convince anyone to kiss you?
9. Turtle/Tortoise - Slow down, speedy! What do you think this is? A race?
10. Alligator/Croc - Ain't she a beauty?

Small Exotics:
11. Bat - They're great survivors.
12. Ferret - Shifty little bastards. Hide your shiny objects and watch your toes.
13. Sugar Glider - Nervous, nocturnal little marsupials. Your one function in life is to be adorable. Go with it.
14. Skunk - When you get pissed off, someone else gets pissed on.
15. Tarantula - You look terrifying, but you break like glass. Watch your step. All eight of them.

Large Exotics:
16. Large cat - Lions, tigers, cheetahs, oh my! They don't make carpeted climbing trees in your size.
17. Bird of prey - Eagle, hawk, falcon. The sky's the limit. No, really.
18. Horse - Watch out for those Texans and their spurs. On the upside, you are your own transportation.
19. Primate - Monkeys, gorillas, baboons... have a swinging good time!
20. Canidae - Wolves, foxes, coyote. Bark at the moon, but watch out for the animal control truck.

Holy Crap!:
21. Kangaroo - G'day, mate.
22. Penguin - Dapper little chap.
23. Walrus - My, but you look cranky.
24. Panda - Your adorableness is exceeded only by your ability to snatch someone's face off...
25. Bear - Winnie the Pooh you ain't.

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	soulisblack 2012-02-25 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah. No you don't. [He cuts off the exit, shutting the door to further block it, then takes up a post in front of it, watching Banner carefully.] That really you in there, Banner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

smash_stuff
2012-02-25 05:29 am UTC (link)

[He backs up, wavering a bit but getting steadier. His tail between his legs as he tries to glare balefully at the blurry image of Blonsky in front of the door.

Maybe if he doesn't say anything, he'll just....go away.

Or shoot him again. Hopefully with a dart.

He tries to be as coyote-like as possible....not really knowing what that entails other than just standing and staring.]

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	soulisblack 2012-02-25 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	I heard you. You spoke, and I'm not sure how that's possible, but you're not fooling me. [The gun's still on the floor, Bruce; he's not shooting anybody right now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-25 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	[He has his head down, ears tucked back as he looks up at Blonsky. The man looks so much taller from this angle.] ...maybe you're crazier than you thought. [It's said sullenly, even though Bruce's lips never move, Blonsky can hear him.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-25 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	[Wryly; he can't believe he's actually having this conversation.] If I'm actually talking to a bloody dog? Probably. [He cocks his head to the side as he evaluates.] I think you might actually be more pathetic like this. And I didn't think that was possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-25 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	[Before he can stop himself, Bruce emits a low growl.] ...coyote, not a dog. [As if that would make a difference.] If you take me to Ross, he will think you've lost it. [Oh yes, Bruce can play this card. He'll just keep quiet if he's brought in as a coyote and Blonsky will look like the fool.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 12:25 am UTC (link)
	[He snorts.] You think I don't know that? Who said I'd be bringing you to Ross like this? What did you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 12:31 am UTC (link)
	[The coyote paces side to side a bit, not liking being enclosed. Much like Bruce.] DNA tests. I can fix it... [...he just doesn't have any hands to do so.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 01:07 am UTC (link)
	[He considers this for a bit, then frowns.] What do I have to do. [Because Banner is of way more use to him human, even if he's not sure about his Science.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
	[...he can't be serious.] You? [Ok, really he didn't have anyone else. But this was Blonsky.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Have you got a better idea? Unless you want to be a dog for the rest of your life. [Yes, he knows Banner's not a dog. He just doesn't care.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

smash_stuff
2012-02-26 02:08 am UTC (link)

[Figures, he couldn't just kill him. He wanted Banner as himself.

It would seem they had a common goal at last. The coyote does another turn as if trying to think of another way before sitting.]

It's a mess, you'll have to clean off the desk.

[There's upended beakers but the residue shows the liquids long gone from inside of them. There's a few that he didn't touch off to the side and some turned over measuring cups, a bunsen burner, microscope...everything second hand or cobbled together.]

Have you done any lab work?? [Blonsky was a soldier, did he know anything about chemistry?]

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	soulisblack 2012-02-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
	[He crosses over to the desk as requested, and starts righting things, removing what's no longer usable and separating out what is. The question gains a derisive snort.] I finished school; I've got the gist. And I can follow directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 02:43 am UTC (link)
	[Following directions might be enough. Bruce hops up on the small bed so he can see the desk better, tail thumping as he tries to organize his thoughts.] You'll need two containers, the burner active, the DNA solution marked 15g...don't touch it without gloves. [Two of them demorphed would be even worse.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 03:26 am UTC (link)
	[He approaches it like someone clearly unfamiliar with the whole thing, fumbling through with an irritated scowl every now and again. Fortunately he doesn't break anything.] Why not? [He says as he picks it up without gloves because PSH ALL YOUR DIRECTIONS, BANNER.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
	[Bruce shifts his weight and whines as he takes no such precautions.] Do you want to look like this too?? Put. Gloves. On. [grrrrr] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I really don't think pouring a little fluid on myself's gonna make me hairy. [But he does it anyway. Just in case; it's Science, anything's possible.] So now what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 05:38 am UTC (link)
	[He stops growling when he finally puts gloves on.] I thought the same when I injected myself. Now… [His stomach was bothering him, it was hard to think when you hadn't eaten] …add distilled water to one beaker and heat it to 98.6 Fahrenheit. Put 20 mls DNA solution in the other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-26 06:40 am UTC (link)
	[Okay, maybe this stuff isn't that complicated. But all day? Yeah, he's very glad he's not a scientist.] Except I'm not injecting anything. ...Does it really matter that it's distilled? Water's water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-26 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's for heating the test tube evenly. [Bruce noses a pair of tongs over to him for holding the test tube of DNA solution.] You heat it till it changes color, let it cool for 5 minutes, then draw it up with 5mls anesthetic. [extra insurance in case this didn't work out] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-27 02:00 am UTC (link)
	If you want to heat it evenly you should keep it centered. [La la la science. Blonsky is Doing Science, alert the presses.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smash_stuff 2012-02-27 02:03 am UTC (link)
	...I broke the holder. [Trying to do it with his doggie paws] [Bruce watches him carefully, trying to ignore his growling stomach. However, the sound of a hot dog vendor going by...that is a little harder to ignore. Before he can stop himself, he's at the window, smelling the air and practically drooling over the scent.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soulisblack
2012-02-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)

'Course you did.

[He's part of the way through when the dog moves, darting off as if he'd lost interest. Blonsky sets down the equipment and follows; if he loses Banner now he may never find him again.]</small>

What is it, boy? Timmy in the well again?

[It doesn't mean he can't have some fun with this; have one of the few pop culture references he actually knows.]

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	smash_stuff 2012-02-28 02:36 am UTC (link)
	[....he would so bite you. If he was prone to biting.] [He makes a gruff sound with whine, physically tearing himself away from the window.] ...sorry. Where were we? [He does a circle, almost going back to the window and trying to stay on topic.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soulisblack 2012-02-28 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Your science experiment? Provided you can pay attention, that is. D'you need to go walkies? [Seriously, Banner. Self control.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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