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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	He thought for a moment. At sea, sometimes the days blurred together. "February third, 1803." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Mary felt the blood drain from her face, her hands gripping the chair to keep herself upright. "Goodness," she murmured. "1803? But - when I was home, when I drifted off, it was 1913. How is any of this possible?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	"I think you need to lie down, my lady," he said softly. She was obviously a bit worked up. And confused. "Please, make yourself at home." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	"No," she said. "I don't - I know how it sounds, but - I swear, I am telling the truth. And I'm not - there is nothing wrong with my mind," she said, defiantly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	He looked at her doubtfully. There was no way that that could be the truth. She was quite obviously mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	She shook her head. "Don't look at me like that," she said, sternly. "I am Lady Mary Crawley. I was born at Downton Abbey on the twelfth of December 1891. I - I don't know how I arrived here, but it's true. It's all true." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	"That is impossible," he said firmly. "The year is 1803. There is no way whatsoever to make time flow backwards." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Horatio Hornblower | Horatio Hornblower | OTA

quite_contrary
2012-01-16 07:23 pm UTC (link)

"It is also impossible for someone to be instantly transported from one place to another, yet moments ago you seemed to accept that had happened," she pointed out.

She took a deep breath. "You have been at sea for ten days. I have clearly not been on this ship for ten days. Even if I had hidden away on board I would show some outward sign of doing so.." She smoothed her skirt almost pointedly - slightly creased from where she had been lying on the bed but otherwise pristine. Everything about her was, actually - from her hair to her fingernails.

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	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Well, you are quite obviously here," he said shortly. "But I cannot believe that you were born a century after I was." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	"Why not? If I can be transported hundreds of miles in an instant by some unexplainable force, why is the concept of time travel so foreign.' She shook her head. "None of this makes any sense," she said with a sigh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	"That, at least, is the truth," he said shortly. He would have to take all of this under serious consideration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	She sighed, shaking her head again. "What will I do?" she asked, her voice barely above a whisper. "I won't be born for another ninety years. My father won't be born for another sixty. Granny... forty years. Where can I go?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	"Until we return to England, as I said, you may have my cabin." He looked at her earnestly. "And then I shall consult with Commodore Pellew. We will find you a place, never fear. And I will strive to do all I can to get you back to your home." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	She met his eyes, nodding. "Thank you," she said, her voice wavering slightly. "I - I don't know how I can possibly repay you, but thank you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, my lady, don't mention it. It is my duty, nay, my honor, to help you in any way I can." His eyes were deep pools of sincerity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	She managed a slight smile. "I - appreciate it, very much," she said. "I'm clearly lucky to have found myself on your ship. Perhaps not entirely lucky," she added. "But if I had to end up on a strange ship almost a hundred years before my time, I am glad it was this one." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	He smiled slightly. "She may be small, but she's a good ship," he said proudly. "And I promise, I will get you safely back home, if I may." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Horatio Hornblower | Horatio Hornblower | OTA

quite_contrary
2012-01-16 11:23 pm UTC (link)

She nodded. "Thank you," she said again, reaching out to take his hand. She squeezed it lightly, wanting to convey how grateful she was.

She was entirely at his mercy, of course she knew that. Yet again, she would need a man to protect her and it grated, of course it did. But she couldn't see what she could do about it. She was even more powerless in this situation than she had been at home.

"Perhaps, whatever it was that transported me here will ... send me back," she said, attempting to sound hopeful.

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	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	"I will certainly not give up hope." He reached across the table to pat her hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	She slid her fingers into his, just for a moment, and smiled at him again. "Nor will I," she said. She paused, straightening up in the chair and attempting to regain her composure. "I know you wished to protect me, Commander, but I wonder if I may have some of that coffee you mentioned earlier?" she asked, brightly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	"I shall see what I can do." He pulled himself to his feet, mind racing. He certainly wasn't going to allow Styles to make that swill for her. He would have to try it himself. He made his way to the galley and fiddled around until he produced a pot of coffee, which he brought back, along with two cups. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-17 12:01 am UTC (link)
	She paced the room a bit when he was gone, nervous about what was to come. She would weather it though, of course she would. What was it Granny said? 'I'm a good sailor.' She gave a wry smile as she settled into the chair again. What would her Granny say if she could see her now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-17 12:05 am UTC (link)
	He tapped at the door with his toe before pushing it open. He smiled as he gestured with the try. "Lady Mary, I truly hope this is acceptable. I'm a sailor, not a cook." He laughed softly as he set the tray down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA quite_contrary 2012-01-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
	She smiled. "I'm sure it is better than anything I could produce," she said. Even the smell of the coffee seemed to help revive her. She moved to pour them both a cup, settling back into her chair and taking a sip. It was certainly much stronger than she was used to at home, and quite bitter, but it was drinkable. "Thank you, Commander," she said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Horatio Hornblower \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-17 12:30 am UTC (link)
	"I wish I had better to offer," he said softly, sipping at his drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)