mercwitamouth (mercwitamouth) wrote in marvel_united, @ 2011-10-04 20:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, sif |
Who: The International Sensation Thor!pool & The Ol' Ball & Chain Sif
When: October 3rd
Where: New York City; Central Park
What: Wade kills some time to digest the fifty or so gordita's he just ate. He runs into the missus. Sort of..
Rating: PG-13ish?
God-hood. It was everything it was cracked up to be and much more. The days seems brighter! The birds chirped louder! There wasn't nearly as much blood when he peed. "Stupid Mountain Dew.." Yesiree, everything was simply perfect! Except for one, tiny, itty-bitty, little fact. No one seemed to like him. Sure, he had some fans.. but not nearly as much as they did the real Thor. The question was why? He had the muscles. He had the long flowing locks. He had the Hammer! What didn't they love him just as much, if not more, than that poor excuse for a Star Fleet captain? It was enough to boggle the mind.
The answer, however, was right in front of Wade Wilson. The merc stood in the park, leaning on the rail of it's famous stone bridge and spitting over the edge. Curses and rude comments drifted up to him every so often when he landed a direct hit on some poor unsuspecting sap. "I don't get it Mole-Near." He said to his hammer which was currently strapped to his chest like an infant might be. "It's astounding. Confounding. Brown-sounding even. What can I do to make them love me? And how do I stop Christmas from coming?"
"I mean I don't really need their love or adoration or anything, don't get me wrong," He quickly clarified to his weapon. "I'm a one man merc. I can look after myself. But the mind starts to wander, especially during the commercial break. And I can't help but think it might be nice, for once, to not send people running in terror. You know? " Thor!pool blew out a breath of air and resumed spitting over the ledge.