"Verily. There are scores of Grandsons of the Allfather but I'm his favorite!" Deadpool said in a voice that sounded like every snotty little kid across the globe. "And nah-uh! Mine Hammer is just as awesome. Even more awesome-er! See! I painted a lightning bolt on it."
"Shield maiden? How's that gig working out for you?" Thor!pool said with out right mockery. He slid a foot back slowly into a readying stance should this so called Shield Maiden attack. "Silence, Hammer Whore. I've battled many a lawyer and their Cease & Desist orders and still stand. What chance dost thou hope to have against someone so well suited for combat?"
"I was sent by the all mighty Nunya." Thor!pool smirked under the mask.