the marooning ••

I've only been in space once before. It... wasn't quite like this

I liked The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as much as anyone back in the 80's, but that doesn't mean I wanted to be in it. At least I probably don't have to worry about sunlight. Outer space is sort of like an alternate dimension, right? Different suns, no dusting effect?

Does anyone have any theories on how we got here, or how we can get back? Because I'd like to help with the effort. I can't just skip out on Magic Town like this.

Say, is this another one of those weird alternate hell dimensions where everything isn't real and it's all about figuring that out? 'Cause I am full up on braining anything after the first one I handled today. And space ships. And space even.

So any time the big ugly demony thing wants to try and make a meal out of me, I'm happy to oblige. You know, after you give me my shiny red scythe back.