Shigure Sohma (damn_pervert) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2009-09-11 13:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | hatsuharu sohma, hikaru hitachiin, kyou sohma, shigure sohma, spike, tohru honda |
[Voice /Action | PRZ SLAP HIM Open]
[Tilting his head in confusion, his eyes take in his surroundings. Particularly the 'Welcome Message' suspended in front of his face. His hand reaches up and he touches the headset. He is inclined to blink, rub his eyes, go back to sleep, anything to make whatever bizarre nightmare he has stumbled upon go away.]
Uh… h-hello?
[Speaks to himself as he looks above.] I don’t recall visiting the Shinagawa Aquarium.
[He sighs, rubbing the back of his head.] But what is this about an Asylum? Did I have too much sake before bed? Or perhaps Tohru-kun’s dinner… [He shakes his head as if such a thought is impossible.]
[Taps on the communicator.] Excuse me, but… could someone kindly point me in the direction of my home?
Hello? Is this thing turned on?
[He tries to take a step forward, only to find out that a ball and chain are connected to his right leg.]
Right… so… mmn... [That would be his thinking face right there.] This is either the result of two very unappreciative boys whom I have allowed to take residence in my home while I selflessly showed them the path of righteousness and remained an honest and devout caretaker …
…or the kinkiest game I have ever been subjected to in my life. [And doesn’t he look soooo happy about that? :D]
[However the elated expression is short-lived when he sees the order that has been placed in front of him.]
W-Wait… I have to… [Said as if the words are foreign to him.] …clean… bathrooms?
[He whines, a slight whimper appearing in his voice.]
Tohru-kuuuun~? [Gives a pathetic sniffle.] Tohru-kun, Kyou-kun and Yuki-kun are being mean to me~ They have condemned me to this heavy and debilitating sex toy and are forcing me to do chores that I couldn’t possibly do, what with my bad back and all~ Won’t you come save me from such unbearable cruelty? Hmmmm~?