[ a series of thumps, some louder than others, and what sounds like someone's head cracking hard. have a video of what looks kind of like the floor of an apartment, Marina, as seen from -- well, a cranky bird's eye view.
[ the video jerks around and then twists, until the "camera" seems to be pointed up at the ceiling. hands come into view, and Kanda slowly pries himself away from the plaster, grunting and cursing. after a moment, and several different clicks, switching video and voice both off -- then on again, because Kanda clearly didn't realize he'd hit those buttons during his undignified journey to the ceiling.
[ now the camera is pointed at Kanda's face, which is red with anger and also exertion. stray pieces of rumpled hair are in his eyes and his teeth are bared. ]
...Is this supposed to be funny, you sick little freak?!