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Tweak says, "TWERK BREAK"

Suigetsu Houzuki (ohgodthoseteeth) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2010-06-10 16:09:00

Entry tags:

euphemia li britannia, itachi uchiha, josak gurriere, sasuke uchiha, suigetsu houzuki, zero kiryuu

voice
Ahhhhh…

[deadpan] Looks like I’m a hot commodity, these days, passed around from one prison to another. Nobody knows how to keep their hands to themselves. [long, long long-suffering sigh]

Least you can do is throw me a bone and give me a water bottle. With a bendy straw. Blue. None of that pink crap. Thanks, sweetheart.

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	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Undoubtedly. [epic pause] Pedo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	[He just lets out another laugh.] If your standard's that low, you'll be seeing a lot of those around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	I have a chastity belt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Good for you! No need to be pushing those decisions when you're so young. You sound like you're barely over 12. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	If you touch me, I'll tell my mommy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Aww...poor baby. Is your mommy here? We can reunite you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Already happened. You're a bit behind the mark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	And I missed the heartfelt reunion? Too bad. [playing along] I'll have to meet her.~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you're crushed. You'll be even more crushed to learn she'd hate you on sight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. I'm devastated. I don't know how I'll ever recover. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sucks to be you, Uncle Pedo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	[Oh he likes you, kid. You've got spirit. Not even getting upset about the bad nickname.] That just means I get to spend more time getting to know you, Spunky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	[He's also got very sharp teeth. :D] My heart is all aflutter. And it's Suigetsu, though I suppose I've got a fair amount of spunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Swee-gets, huh? That's not one to forget. [chuckle] The name's Josak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Close enough. [THINKING] Ohh. Rhymes with ballsack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hey it would not be ballsack in JAPANESE. XD miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[Suigetsu would see a wagging finger of reprimand if they were using video!] Now, now, little kids shouldn't use that kind of language! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH when I fail, I do it spectacularly. ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	[which would make him want to lean forward and bite it JUST SAYING] Little kids shouldn't be in prison, either. Moot point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IT'S OKAY. It'll be our not-so-little secret~ miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	We have quite a few kids here. [His tone isn't as light right then.] Some of them are probably younger than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	/weeps bitterly ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-10 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I started young, myself. What of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	*pats* miss_biceps 2010-06-10 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. Kids aren't the most common criminals where I come from. [Doesn't seem like this kid will be asking for a new trial. He did say he came from another prison.] You'll find this prison is a lot nicer than most. We even have a beach.~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	my heart will go on.... ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-11 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Either that, or they're good at keeping out of sight. [snort] Baskets and beaches. All I've seen so far is the graveyard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I'll never let go~ miss_biceps 2010-06-11 12:05 am UTC (link)
	[amused, although it's kind of sad to think of what kids are getting up to in his world.] Oh~ The beach is in Sector 4. The communicator on your head has a map on it that will show you how to get there. Right now you're in Sector 1. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-11 12:12 am UTC (link)
	...Is it a real beach? Saltwater? Marine life? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miss_biceps 2010-06-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	This prison is under an ocean, so the water is on the salty side. And there's dolphins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodthoseteeth 2010-06-11 12:22 am UTC (link)
	[well. that's the funniest thing he's heard in a while. he laughs, and it comes out harsh.] Jailed underwater. Damn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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