monkeyislander (monkeyislander) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2009-11-23 17:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | demyx, guybrush threepwood, haruhi fujioka, maya fey, spike, yu kanda |
[voice]
[there’s some microphone popping as it gets tapped with a finger] Hello? Hellooo? Testing, testing, one, two…
[then takes a moment to breathe heavily and ominously into the microphone, then coughs suddenly and clears his throat.] Wow, that was weird…
Captain’s Log. Date: Unknown. Location..... Also unknown. Which is, needless to say, just a little unnerving.
I’ve found myself in a strange new place. Everything is… horrendously clean around here. It’s ridiculous! No self-respecting pirate would ever want to end up in a place as horrifyingly clean as this place is. It almost reminds me of… of porcelain. Heaven preserve me… And of course the smell around here is just… eyuucch. It burns the nose right off.
But I’ve got to find a way out of here. Luckily, I still seem to have some of my… [there’s the sound of cloth rustling] …Heyyy. What the heck am I doing with this rubber chicken? I thought I threw it out…
[more rustling] …Hey! All my cool stuff is gone! Man, now I have to start all over…
Elaine is gonna kill me…