[voice]
Ah-- greetings. My name is Lieutenant Commander Data of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
A cursory observation of my surroundings indicates that I no longer have the ability to establish contact with my ship, be it through technology in place blocking communication channels or, as has been claimed, by my removal into an alternate universe. I am unable to perform any scans on my current location, as my equipment has been removed upon my arrival here. I have, however, gained access to this communication network, and made myself familiar with its use among those who have become similarly trapped within this environment.
While the transmission I received appears to offer some explanation for my coming here, it is unlikely that there is much validity to the claims made therein. A lack of specificity in alleged transgressions, as well as a generic greeting seemingly provided to all abductees, indicates that our captors have provided us with false pretenses. Additionally, there has never been any record of an individual being removed from a timeline to preserve its integrity, nor has there been any record of interference being made upon any occasion in which the stability of a timeline has been imperiled.
May I ask, have there been attempts made to discern our location with greater specificity, or to find the means through which we have been brought here and, therefore, may be returned to our respective homes?
[ooc: I'm just gonna go ahead and slide on in here with some last-minute android love.]