I'M OLD GREGG (doyaloveme) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2011-08-20 01:51:00 |
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Entry tags: | ryoji mochizuki |
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Howard?
[you know what your beach was missing? romance. and a green, scaly man-fish, wearing a white wedding dress, bouquet and all, standing waiting in the sand.]
Y' ain't gonna leave yer blushin' bride all alone here like this, no sir. You 'n' me, we got vows to make, memories to start, [he laughs, a snigger of a thing.] marriage to consummate.
I brought some Baileys! [he holds up a shoe. it's got baileys in, don't worry.
in the long, long pause to follow, shoe still held high, you might think he's finished. but oh no, he hasn't got to the most important part yet!]
I'm Old Gregg!
((ooc: creepy fucker here, and occasionally often downright offensive. fond of showing people his questionable genitals. if that's not your cup of tea, i highly suggest steering clear! ♥))