CAPTAIN FREEDOM (keepfreedomfree) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2011-08-16 08:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | gabriel, ken murata, komui lee |
[audio]
[Behold, the muttering of a man who has no idea how to work a headset properly!]
Is this thing... no, that's not... what's the point of having a cell-phone sponsorship anyway, if you can't get extra-planetary service? Not even roaming? Honestly.
[A long-suffering sigh.]
Here we go... [He clears his throat.]
Look, not arranging this kind of thing with my agent would have been a stupid idea when I was working for Gotham, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping me without clearing it first with my legal team counts as an actual act of war now. You know, against the United States. So maybe someone should be double-checking on this? Having your people call my people? Getting me a half-caff mocha frappé with double whip and skim milk? And preferably a ticket home? I never did get the hang of the thing that records shows off the cable box, so before The Late Show would be best.
Someone get on that.
[After a minute, sounding a little unsteady... because actually, yes, this is pretty creepy and worrisome...]
And, uh... keep freedom free.
[FREEDOM OUT.]