[filtered (pretty badly) to Ciaphas Cain] [video]
Eridan's trying to commit genocide again! And I'm not going to stop him. It's your job now!
But you should probably hurry up and stop him before he kills someone. Because he'll do it on porpoise, and not even care. I've seen it happen!
Oh, and while I'm blubbering about all this, you should probably keep an eye on him around Sollux too. Without a moirail doing their proper duty, Eridan will get into too much trouble, and maybe kill people. .... Again.