[Keiichi looks sort of nervous and thoughtful- he's not really sure if he has the video thing working right, but he guesses he gets to find out!] I hope I have this working right... [Keiichi's tone switches a little, now that he's not just muttering to himself.]

Hello! I think I've been put in the wrong place! I was going to school, and- well, I woke up here! I'm pretty sure I haven't committed any crimes, so I think I'm in the wrong place and there's been a mistake! [Keiichi flashes the video a very awkward derp smile. He's sure it's just a mistake.] If someone could tell me who to talk to, to get this cleared up, I'd be very happy. Thank you!

...Do I hear dogs...? [And now Keiichi remembers that he might need to turn it off! Derp.]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Castell (the lobster...): a letter from Feferi.
  
• Hikaru: a letter from Jeanne.
  
• Nakama: a letter from Sakura.
  
• Terezi: a letter and gift from Alucard.
  
  MASS MAILERS
  
• To everyone: a survey from Venom.
  
• To everyone: a postcard from Leopard.

[Video]
[Behold: a white-carapaced alien sitting in what appears to be a post office, and wearing what is probably the most colorful postal worker uniform in the multiverse. Her claws are folded together on the desk, and she sports a very careful smile on her simply-featured face.]

Greetings, new inmates, and welcome. I am the Peregrine Mendicant, and it is my duty and pleasure to inform you of the Marina Asylum Postal Service. You are all invited to take part however you see fit! Though I must add that we cannot send letters home. I'm sorry. But may I suggest registering for a pen pal?

Um, in the meantime, it will be my pleasure to answer your questions, whether you respond to this announcement, or stop by the post office at a later time. Thank you! [She reaches out and turns off the feed.]

[That bit of dutiful self-consciousness over with, she must now strike out on her route, and decide on the most sensitive way to deliver Venom's mailer to WV...]

[Click here for pen pal signups. Mail submissions for Day 102 go here!]

[strained voice post, filtered from Euphie]

As I'd like to hope I don't need to tell anyone after that post, stay away from Euphemia if you are Japanese! She is a teenage girl with long pink hair, and she's under a spell -- a curse that forces her to attack and kill anyone she knows or believes to be Japanese. She's currently in the shelter and is heading for Sector 4, so if you're in that area, avoid her at all costs! She can and will attack anyone who gets in her way.

I need the defense force to take her into custody immediately, she is a danger to herself and others in this state, but her condition can be fixed! We just need to stop, disarm, and restrain her before she hurts someone, or engages someone who will hurt her.

--Please.

[The video clicks on to a smiling face that should be familiar to most of the dome.]

Hello! I wonder if I could have everyone's attention.

[She tilts her head, looking fondly out into the video audience.] I need some help. You see, [She turns the device so that the shelter stairwell is visible and at the bottom is a redhead—twisted and lying limply.] Orihime is blocking the stairs, and I wouldn't want anyone to trip and get hurt! Could someone remove the body? Watch your step please!

Acumen took the gun I was using, but I still need to kill the rest of the Japanese here. So, if you're Japanese please go ahead and kill yourself or meet me by the koi pond. I'll drown everyone just as fast as I can.

Oh, I hope the fish don't mind.

( OOC )

Eridan's trying to commit genocide again! And I'm not going to stop him. It's your job now!

But you should probably hurry up and stop him before he kills someone. Because he'll do it on porpoise, and not even care. I've seen it happen!

Oh, and while I'm blubbering about all this, you should probably keep an eye on him around Sollux too. Without a moirail doing their proper duty, Eridan will get into too much trouble, and maybe kill people. .... Again.

What in cod's name is a Japanese anyway?

[Izaya's a cunning, skeevy motherfucker. His voice reeks audibly of a bash-worthy smirk.]

Ahhhh~. I'm so flattered, I got sent to prison? How unexpected! I blacked out and suddenly woke up outside of Ikebukuro. So creepy~~. Aya, I wonder what I'm gonna doo-oo ♪.

[he ends on a sing-songy tone, fu-fu-fu!]


[OOC FYI: BECAUSE I'M FULL OF FAIL AND I HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE ANY RP ACTIVITY TIL TODAY. ORZ. -PUNCHES SELF-]

[Artemis perches comfortably on a white-suit-clad shoulder, a notably comfortable shoulder - with fine fabric suited for a mooncat and a broad width that didn't pinch as much as Minako's wiry one. He curls his tail from side to side as he balances on his moving chair. Whiskers a-wiggling and and ears all a-perking, he peers with wide green eyes down the halls and even leans forward in anticipation.]

That door! [he provides the directions helpfully, feeling bubbly and cheerful and wondering how the day's going to go.]

Mr. Rufus, it's the one with the pink posty on it. [pointing with a white digit, he continues to navigate Rufus til they've arrived at his home. He waits for Rufus to walk close enough before he extends his pad and pushes the doorbell.]