InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUU!"

Captain Jack Harkness (foreverjack) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2017-05-06 17:07:00

Entry tags:

aidan reilly, ianto jones, jack harkness, jezebel mephistopheles, jim kirk, kanji tatsumi

Day 426 / Video and action / Open (backdated to morning)
Video
[Jack comes on the screen in front of the store previously known as the Plush Rump and now proudly sporting a brand new sign stating Captain Jack's Exotic Emporium.]

So. I took this place over a while ago and I was intending to have a great big grand opening day, but what with one bit of drama and another I haven't got as far with the renovations as I'd like to.

So instead I'd like to invite you to come and help me do the place up! I've found some paint and fabrics and things, but a little extra manpower wouldn't hurt, and I could use some people to help set out the stock as well. Any helpers grateful received!

Action
He'll be at the store all day, working on getting it set up.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	stupidcuteshit 2017-05-13 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	He clearly has absolutely no idea how to respond to those instructions. Not that he really has any guess about that to expect from this conversation to begin with but still. "Uh, okay? I mean I guess I live alone so I can try that. Uh, good talk?" That was the end right that's how sex works he's an expert now and he can leave? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

You're really enjoying this, aren't you?

foreverjack
2017-05-14 11:47 am UTC (link)

He gives Kanji an amused look. "When I've unpacked, I see if I can find you some helpful literature, eh? You could also try searching for help on the computers here, but it's sometimes useful to have something on hand to give you a few tips as to what to try.

"Also, lube. I'll be whatever you're using won't be anywhere near as good as this stuff." He heads for an open box on top of the pile at the back of the store [of course it's open and easily accessible; he always has uses for lube!] and brings a bottle back to Kanji. "Should help with any extra exploration you want to do!" he suggests, with a wink.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

I am but let's be real he needs this :p

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-14 01:16 pm UTC (link)

Okay, he's gotta just man up and ask his questions here because he's still got no real idea what Jack's talking about. Well, sort of. Literature sounds helpful and he can get that later although he has no idea what to expect with it. "What like books? Do I gotta study or somethin'?"

He accepts the bottle awkwardly, looking at it like he's never seen it before since let's be real he probably hasn't. "Uh, exploration? What's that supposed to mean?"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

He really does! :-D

foreverjack
2017-05-15 07:08 am UTC (link)

Okay... It really has been a while since he was trying to advise someone this green.

"You don't have to do anything, but you're missing out on a whole world of pleasure if you don't," he suggests gently, and turns the bottle in Kanji's hand so he can read the blurb on it, which mentions that it's eminently suitable for anal use.

"You'll find just dumping a bit in your hand will make jerking off a whole lot slicker, but this stuff is also particularly useful if you want to try fingering your ass."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stupidcuteshit 2017-05-15 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold up. "If I want to try WHAT?!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2017-05-16 11:11 am UTC (link)
	He sighs, even though he totally saw that one coming. "Kanji, please tell me you know how guys have sex with each other?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stupidcuteshit 2017-05-16 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	"I only just figured out how it works with girls like last week, okay?" And that was only because he got turned into one. It's becoming increasingly apparent that maybe this is the source of all his panicked reactions to sex. He just doesn't know anything about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

foreverjack
2017-05-18 07:13 am UTC (link)

Oh god. He takes a deep breath. "Okay, I'm really going to find you a leaflet with pictures as soon as possible but in the meantime... There are lots of different ways of getting off, okay? But the most common, if you're a het couple, is for the guy to stick his dick inside the girl's vagina, right? Feels good for both of you and, just in case you didn't know, it's how you make babies." You know, if you're not stuck in a virtual underwater dome.

"If you're both guys, you have to change things up a bit because no-one has a vagina. So one of you fucks the other's ass." He holds up a hand. "I know it can sound a bit icky or painful but believe me, if you do it right, it can be the most amazing thing ever."

Once upon a time, he'd be offering to show Kanji the ropes but right now, with the way things are with Ianto? Nah-uh.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-18 12:53 pm UTC (link)

Please no practical demonstrations of weird sex from his prison not!dad thanks oh god. Anyway he's still clearly trying to process all this. You can practically see the gears turning in his brain as he listens. Leaflets and pictures are probably a good idea at some point because he's still a little confused on the mechanics of all this.

"That actually feels good?" It's a mixture of skepticism and genuine curiosity. Jack always kinda confuses him like that because he seems like this big tough action hero. It always seems unexpected when he's into gay stuff and Kanji never knows what to make of it.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

foreverjack
2017-05-19 08:36 am UTC (link)

"It feels good," he confirms, with a definitive nod. Believe him, Kanji, he's been doing this for over a century. "As long as you use plenty of lube to make things slide easily, and work your muscles open first, getting fucked up the ass can feel amazing. I'll find you some literature - or actually I might have an instructional video somewhere. Anyway, I'll find you what you need, and you can take that lube home and give it a go."

He grins. "You've got so many wonderful experiences ahead of you, Kanji. I'm almost jealous of all those first times you'll be having!"

And he'd be pleased to know he's defying all the stereotypes and showing that gay guys don't have to be skinny and effeminate. Defying the stereotypes has always been something of a goal of his, after all.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-19 12:51 pm UTC (link)

Kanji is not sure he believes him and that is waaaaay too graphic a description for him just now. The reply that Jack's supportive and encouraging words are going to get is, "Uhhhhhh. Okay." What? It's a lot to take in for anybody much less him.

"I'll, uh, come back when you're all unpacked and stuff." As terrified as he sounds about that prospect he actually will. There's no way he can get like half the information he needs here and not follow up on it.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

foreverjack
2017-05-19 08:35 pm UTC (link)

It's okay, he's well aware by now that he's bypassed Kanji's comfort zone by about a thousand miles, and - well. He feels he's done pretty well to rein himself in to just covering this much!

"That's fine," he says warmly, just glad Kanji's not actually running away in the face of all this information.

Then he remembers what Kanji was actually doing before they started talking about sex, and he asks, "Any chance you could finish putting up the curtains before you run off though? I'd really appreciate it!"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-20 01:47 am UTC (link)

"Oh. Yeah. Curtains." He sort of forgot about those and has a moment of awkwardness as he tries to figure out where to put the bottle of lube before stuffing it in a pocket. He turns his attention back to the curtains starting to calm down a little now that he's got a fabric project to occupy most of his attention. Plus it makes it a little easier to talk if he can look somewhere besides Jack just now. He's embarrassed and he's embarrassed about being embarrassed it all makes it harder to ask any real questions.

"You actually do that? The, uh," The butt thing. As previously mentioned Jack always comes off as this admittedly kind of weird but mostly cool tough guy and that's sort something he's still trying to wrap his head around here. He'll probably never admit outloud how much he looks up to him but the answer is a lot.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

foreverjack
2017-05-21 07:41 pm UTC (link)

"Thanks," he smiles, relieved that Kanji isn't freaking as much as he might do. He goes back to his painting too, only to grin round at Kanji when he comes out with that question.

"I do. I do it a lot. Personally, I actually prefer it to doing the fucking. It's not just the physical sensations, it's the whole intimacy thing, feeling someone literally inside you. There's really nothing like it."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-22 09:21 pm UTC (link)

"I gotta be honest, I never really thought about that kinda stuff." Still focused on the curtains rather than eye contact but if he's honest that actually helps him think. "Gettin' rejected for who I am scares the livin' shit outta me. So intimacy sounds like a pretty big thing, even if it's just feelings and stuff."

There are some things about himself he's very self-aware of after all. He looked 'em right in the eyes back home and said almost those exact words and it kinda sucks but it feels good in a weird way, too. Knowing what your darkest parts are.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

foreverjack
2017-05-27 08:08 am UTC (link)

"Getting rejected for who you are is always scary," Jack nods, carefully painting along an edge. "It takes a strong man to be able to feel sure of himself in the face of that, but it seems like in a lot of ways you've already faced that. And if you can find someone who'll like you because of who you are, and will support you in being who you are... that's the best feeling in the world."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stupidcuteshit
2017-05-27 01:51 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah. Guess that's all you can do, huh?" Frankly he doesn't know if he's ever gonna find someone like that but then again he's still young enough that it's not really a priority. They've all been kind of more focused on the murder investigation than dating back home and maybe things'll change here if the right person shows up but they haven't yet and he ain't gonna worry about it until then.

He gives the drapes a final tug and steps back to admire his work. "Okay, that should do it. I'll come back when you're open. For real. And, uh, thanks."

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -