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Tweak says, "You're wet. Yes, it's raining"

joнn conѕтanтιne | нellвlazer. (hellblazings) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-09-13 20:08:00

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jezebel mephistopheles, jim kirk, john constatine, jun kanzaki, kitty pryde (aoa), nico di angelo, spike, the doctor (ten), zero kiryuu

[ day 393 ] video ;;
[ The camera turns on to reveal a very bored looking John Constantine. Complete in that lovely orange jumpsuit. ]

And here I thought I had gotten myself into the good graces again. Fighting the depths of Hell and restoring souls and all that. Good to see the Almighty and forces of Good really do ride that high horse of justice all the way to the bottom of the ocean. [ Not that he's denying his charges. They're all completely true. ] Let me put it to you this way: if the angels thought I was a desperation move, what makes you lot think rehabilitation would actually work?

[ John sighs. ] I don't suppose any of you might know where a sorry sod like me could find a pack of cigarettes. Oh, and, a proper pair of clothes. Orange was never really my color.

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	hellblazings 2016-09-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Not yet. But, it does seem to be the final destination of my train. If you catch my meaning. [ Which he is still trying to get out of. ] I take it that you've been there more than once. What's your Hell like then, luv? Fire, brimstone, Lucifer torturing the souls of the damned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-09-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, lots of all of the above. There's a surprisingly lively nightclub scene, though. But trust me, no matter your record-- you'd be surprised at where you end up. I was born and raised in Hell but got banished all the same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellblazings 2016-09-18 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Lively nightclub? It's a shame I'm not headed towards your version then. Sounds a bit more forgiving than mine. So then, you wouldn't be a tad bit offended if I used the word demoness then. [ Good thing she can't slap him if he's wrong. ] How'd you end up banished? Upset the First of the Fallen in a nasty way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

betrothell
2016-09-18 10:28 pm UTC (link)

I don't mind that. [Been called worse.]

I got banished because my second betrothed, in an effort to rescue my first betrothed, shot my dad in the face and humiliated him enough to throw us all out of Hell. All he wanted was me to marry the leader of the Saints, to build up Hell's armies. But then those two betrothed weren't having it and neither was I.

[...] I'm Jezebel. Satan's my dad.

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hellblazings
2016-09-19 12:39 am UTC (link)

Good then. It's one of the few times I haven't meant it offensively.

Sounds like a bit of an awkward wedding. Without the wedding part. [ Then he pauses. ] Ah... so, you did upset the First of the Fallen in a nasty way. Y'know, it must be extremely awkward having that right bastard as your father.

[ Don't be offended, Jezebel. He finds God a bastard too. ]

The name's John Constantine. Not that I expect you've heard of me.

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	betrothell 2016-09-19 01:21 am UTC (link)
	No, but it's nice to meet you! Jezebel Mephistopheles. [But yeah, about her dad.] It wasn't exactly fun. He was controlling and ill tempered, didn't listen to me about the things that mattered. Two forced betrothels! I'm happy to be out of there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellblazings
2016-09-19 01:56 am UTC (link)

Jezebel. Well, I hope it's lovely to meet you. As long as you don't plan on sending me on a one way ticket to meet your dear old Dad anytime soon.

[ He can't imagine that being the daughter of Lucifer is a hoot. ] I don't think your dad is up for listening to anyone. Which was sort of why he ended up where he was. Hopefully you haven't found yourself betrothed here... unless the lucky man or lady is someone you've picked.

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	betrothell 2016-09-19 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Please, I'd never send anyone there-- he's a jerk. [But yes, look. She's blushing a deeper pink to her usual shade.] N-No, I haven't found anyone. Not yet. I don't want to be betrothed again for a while but I do want to... to find [true] love at some point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellblazings 2016-09-25 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Good! Then we'll be fast friends. [ As much as he can be 'friends' with anyone. ] [ Although that blush is adorable for a demon. ] Love doesn't always lead to the ceremony and the dress, so, you'd be in luck! Best way to find love is to know what you want and find a bloke or a lady that matches it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-10-07 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Y-Yes. I've uh, been told that I should practice dating here... [Frowning; that goes against 'true love' and all but of course-- Satan's daughter has to acknowledge that nothing's ever so sweet, easy and pure.] I think as he put it, this is a... small pool of people. Great to try things out in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellblazings 2016-10-11 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Practice dating? Luv, there is no practice. You simply just... jump in with both feet first. [ He is giving relationship advice to a demon. Well, this is new. ] Speed dating might work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-10-14 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Mm! That's what he said. My friend. [Firm nodding.] I guess I could always try to set something up. A singles night... karaoke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellblazings 2016-10-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Good advice your friend gave you. [ He nods. ] That could be fun. If anything it'll give you a night where everyone blows some steam off. You know, the sort that makes it so strangers become friends for a night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-10-19 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Do you think people would actually come? [Like most angsty teens, her worst nightmare is hosting a lame party.] Maybe I'll give it a go. Would you go? [Are you single, John.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellblazings 2016-10-25 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I'd certainly stick my head in,see what sort of trouble I could make. Once we're friends that is. [ He flashes her a smile. ] [ Single and kind of a slut. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-11-05 12:43 am UTC (link)
	[She grins.] I'll invite you then, when I have it all figured out. It was very nice talking with you, John. And meeting you too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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