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Tweak says, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Mr. Pool (maximumeffort) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-09-12 15:29:00

Entry tags:

jim kirk, kitty pryde (aoa), lelouch vi britannia, luke skywalker, neil dylandy, obi, peter parker (stnas), ton phanan, wade wilson

Day 393 - voice + action;
[ It's a few hours after daypost when a, to some, familiar voice comes over the network. Voice only, this time, very deliberately so. There's been a need for adjustment. ]

Heeeey, so... look who got picked up for a sequel! Yeah yeah, I know... I shouldn't be surprised, what with all this charm and charisma. There's still about a million things I'd rather do than be here, including pulling out every single pube on my balls with a tweezer - no offence, of course. It's not you, it's me. Where was I...

Right! Big guns. Things that go boom. Will settle for something long and sharp, if you know what I'm saying. Any progress on that? It's been like... a while since I asked.

[ Locked to Spider-Man. ]

[ Usually he'd go to Weasel for this sort of thing but of course he's nowhere to be seen so- ]

Hey, Spidey. You around? I have a problem.

[Action ]

[ This is pretty much the worst case scenario and despite the reconciliation with Vanessa, Wade is feeling way too exposed here. He knows what he looks like and maybe she can get drunk enough to love an incestuous pizza face but he has a feeling he won't get as lucky with a dome full of strangers. He needs his suit, but until then he needs a temporary concealment. Back to his roots, to hoodies and balaclavas, one problem at the time.

He stealths through the dome to the best of his abilities, which isn't a lot all things considered. You can't sneak in a bright orange jumpsuit, but he gives it a damn good try, aiming for the nearest clothing store where he can cover the hell up. ]

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	maximumeffort 2016-09-19 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	[ He groans like a teenager. ] Seriously? But I just got here! And they took it from me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wraith_7 2016-09-19 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Begging and pleading never hurts I guess. I've never actually requested anything from home, I used my points for other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-19 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	This is so much bullshit. [ Ugh. ] What else do you use it for? Is this like extreme couponing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wraith_7 2016-09-19 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Sort of but for sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-19 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, so you really do have a brothel here. Figured as much. Do you take turns? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wraith_7 2016-09-19 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	No this is the prison bitch situation I mentioned before. And by prison bitch I actually mean true love and marriage. But basically if you want to bone make sure you get permission. You're welcome in advance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maximumeffort
2016-09-22 04:50 am UTC (link)

Oh. That's really disappointing. [ Nvm that he was engaged back home — still is? Maybe? — and totally get the whole idea of true love and marriage better than most people could ever hope to. Nope nope. ]

You'd think a luxury prison would be the right place for debauchery. How will I get protection now if I can't suck a little cock to get in the good graces of the head honcho?

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	wraith_7 2016-09-22 09:15 am UTC (link)
	You know they're always encouraging us to start our own clubs and organizations and stuff. You should do that. I mean I think you've basicaly got your mission statement right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-22 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't that make me the head honcho? Not that I'm complaining about that prospect, but I don't really see how it's getting me any favors other than my dick sucked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wraith_7 2016-09-23 09:09 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, true. That does sort of create a big cycle of dick sucking with no real resolution. It's a puzzle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-27 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	It'd do nothing but make my deal all raw and sore... too much of a good thing, for sure. [ Who would even, he looks like chewed salami. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wraith_7 2016-09-27 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	[Do you not see his robot face? Do you not realize you could bond over faces here??] Please include that when you state your case for the Wardens. I'm sure it will help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-30 03:09 am UTC (link)
	[ Well, this has been voice all along, so not really. If only horrible disfigurement traveled through sound. ] Will do. Thanks, amigo. You've been a real pal. Makes me in the mood for cheesecake. [ Thank you for being a frieeend. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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