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Mr. Pool (maximumeffort) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-09-12 15:29:00

Entry tags:

jim kirk, kitty pryde (aoa), lelouch vi britannia, luke skywalker, neil dylandy, obi, peter parker (stnas), ton phanan, wade wilson

Day 393 - voice + action;
[ It's a few hours after daypost when a, to some, familiar voice comes over the network. Voice only, this time, very deliberately so. There's been a need for adjustment. ]

Heeeey, so... look who got picked up for a sequel! Yeah yeah, I know... I shouldn't be surprised, what with all this charm and charisma. There's still about a million things I'd rather do than be here, including pulling out every single pube on my balls with a tweezer - no offence, of course. It's not you, it's me. Where was I...

Right! Big guns. Things that go boom. Will settle for something long and sharp, if you know what I'm saying. Any progress on that? It's been like... a while since I asked.

[ Locked to Spider-Man. ]

[ Usually he'd go to Weasel for this sort of thing but of course he's nowhere to be seen so- ]

Hey, Spidey. You around? I have a problem.

[Action ]

[ This is pretty much the worst case scenario and despite the reconciliation with Vanessa, Wade is feeling way too exposed here. He knows what he looks like and maybe she can get drunk enough to love an incestuous pizza face but he has a feeling he won't get as lucky with a dome full of strangers. He needs his suit, but until then he needs a temporary concealment. Back to his roots, to hoodies and balaclavas, one problem at the time.

He stealths through the dome to the best of his abilities, which isn't a lot all things considered. You can't sneak in a bright orange jumpsuit, but he gives it a damn good try, aiming for the nearest clothing store where he can cover the hell up. ]

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	maximumeffort 2016-09-16 09:48 am UTC (link)
	Looks that way. [ He sighs. ] Did you need anything? I'm kind of busy here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-09-16 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it does. No, not really. Go on ahead if you're busy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-17 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, finally someone gets it. Maybe I'll see you around later. Good luck, Yoda. [ He doesn't actually know who he's talking to. This is one of those weird moments when a general pop culture reference hits the mark. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-09-18 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no, I'm definitely not Yoda. I might find it interesting if he showed up here, but if he did, you wouldn't be able to miss him, between his looks and the way he talks. My name's Luke Skywalker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-09-19 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's why I- [ Oh wait he just got it. ] Seriously? You're the guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-09-19 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm him. I get that a lot back home, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I'm so sorry for everything that is Deadpool. maximumeffort 2016-09-22 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Hooolee shit, I can imagine. Be honest — how many times have you used a tauntaun line to get busy with a lady? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: I'm so sorry for everything that is Deadpool.

farmboyjedi
2016-09-22 11:14 am UTC (link)

I never was big on cheesy lines. I never really was that kind of guy. Never saw the need.

[He's teased Mara with a light saber innuendo a time or two, but she just slaps him one. With the others, he was always modest and a gentleman. He just still wonders why he got played and used by so many before Mara.]

These days...well when I'm not trapped here...I avoid bad lines because I'd rather not get slapped one by my wife for trying one on her. She doesn't do cheese.

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	maximumeffort 2016-09-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Ouch, yeah... the old ball an' chain, huh? Don't want to get on the wrong side of her. [ He may actually know a thing or two about this. ] How long have you been trapped here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

farmboyjedi
2016-09-23 01:55 pm UTC (link)

[Luke nods.] Heck, I'm deeply in love with her and still wouldn't want to see her mad at me. Not when she used to be a government assassin. Between that and her natural abilities, it's a scary thought.

A couple of months. Apparently just missed my sister and brother-in-law. Someone's got a bad sense of humor, I think. Send them home the same time I'm brought here.

What's stranger is, I think I've heard that I might've been here before. I wonder if that means they wipe our memory if we get sent back. It wouldn't surprise me...they wouldn't want anyone to find out what's going on. I don't like it much.

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	maximumeffort 2016-09-30 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm probably the last person you want to talk to about that, seeing as I just got off the boat... but I remember being here. It's only been a couple of days tho so maybe I never left... wouldn't be the first time someone pulled some shady shit like that. Have you asked around at all? There's some veterans around here, aren't there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-09-30 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it could be different for different people. Yeah, I'll try that. I've been asking about a few things, but didn't realize that part until recently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-10-02 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Hey, at least you got there in the end. Good luck with it. [ He hesitates. Nope nope can't not do it. ] Lemme know if you need a hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-10-02 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I'll keep it in mind. By the way, what's your name? Just curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2016-10-05 07:24 am UTC (link)
	You can call me Deadpool. [ Not his birth name but you know what, no one needs to know that. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	farmboyjedi 2016-10-05 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	All right. [Luke does think it's a little strange, but he's seen a lot of different names over the years, both in humans and other races, so it doesn't really surprise him too much either.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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