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calamitygod (calamitygod) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-11 12:43:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jun kanzaki, kamui, nico di angelo, sam winchester, shin-ah, yato, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | [Video]
[Laughter, like grating white noise or the friction between grains of sand.]

"Aha-HAHA!"

[Shackled by his own amusement, he sits with a hand over his face, as if it could somehow shield his shit-eating grin. If he had known getting arrested meant serving life as a fancy free loader with some sick tech, he would have opted for it a few decades ago. Still howling, he falls onto his back before realizing that this is probably a rather odd first impression, and to impress the masses, he needs to regain his composure. He sits up with his eyes finally open, friendly but carnivorous.]

"Fellow inmates!"

[The corners of his lips upturn again almost instantly, like the edges of sharpened knives. His voice is like honey, but all he can think is how inmates are probably some of the troubled people in the entire world—perfect suckers for him.

"Fast, reliable, I’m the delivery god Yato! A bonafide god, I’m telling you!" [So don’t question it.]

"Does anyone need any help out there? It seems like we’re all in a" [beautiful] "strange situation, right?"

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	kittenisangry 2016-04-12 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	You claim to be a god. [ Questions this. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	calamitygod 2016-04-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Because I am? What, have you never heard of me? Not even once? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittenisangry 2016-04-13 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have not. Do you intend to force people to worship you? [ Gods do that sometimes. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

calamitygod
2016-04-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)

[What in five hells had these people eaten to make them so damn suspicious? Getting arrested might have been part of it, but the bluntness of this particular question sets him on edge.]

Errrr- [A pause. "force" wasn't the word he'd choose, it was better to say "bribe" or if you had to, "coerce".

No??? [The word was accompanied by a shrug.]

But if they choose worship me, I ain't complaining.

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	kittenisangry 2016-04-13 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	As long as it's by their own choice. And they're not loud. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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