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Conscienti ([info]ai_conscienti) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2016-02-22 14:04:00

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Entry tags::conscienti, :day post, han solo, leia organa

DAY 364 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 364 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ sunny ].

For this day only, the museum will host an exhibit on the number [ 42 ] and its philosophical properties. We encourage furthering your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )



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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Are you applying for a [ intercourse permit ] or will [ hand and mouth stuff ] suffice?

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[info]bloodstriped
2016-02-26 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Ow. [ His hand is gonna be a giant bruise by the end of this. Definitely worth it, but also -- ow. ]

The first one.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Very well. The [ individual interviewing process ] will commence shortly.

[ And Conscienti will just wait until one of you wander off outside of earshot. ]

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[info]forceful
2016-02-26 11:07 pm UTC (link)
[ she is not happy about all this scrutinizing of their sex life, but leia falls back, relinquishing her hold on han's hand. she gives him a hard, nearly unreadable look and retreats to a nearby bench. ]

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[info]bloodstriped
2016-02-26 11:12 pm UTC (link)
[ He's pretty sure he's had this nightmare before, only instead of a droid AI it was an interview with all of High Command about his intentions and he hadn't been dressed. ]

Let's get this over with.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Inmate [ Han Solo ], are you being bribed, coerced or otherwise forced into this [ contract ] against your will?

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[info]bloodstriped
2016-02-26 11:14 pm UTC (link)
No, not a chance.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Are you aware of the [ psychological and physiological ]consequences that may come with intimacy of this kind?

[ Have you been getting laid, flyboy? ]

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[info]bloodstriped
2016-02-26 11:20 pm UTC (link)
[ He's suddenly very worried about what may or may not have been in those vids concerning the very long ride to Bespin. ]

More aware than a droid, yeah.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Your evaluation is [ complete ]. Please call your partner.

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[info]forceful
2016-02-26 11:31 pm UTC (link)
[ she's already heading his way by the time he turns to wave her over. force-user weirdness. he'll get used to it. maybe. ]

Alright. Let's have it. [ as if this is a negotiation and there are terms and conditions to dispute agree to. ]

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Inmate [ Leia Organa ], are you being bribed, coerced or otherwise forced into this [ contract ] against your will?

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[info]forceful
2016-02-26 11:32 pm UTC (link)
No, I am not. I enter into this contract of my own volition.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Are you aware of the [ psychological and physiological ]consequences that may come with intimacy of this kind?

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[info]forceful
2016-02-26 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Fully.

[ if whoever made those films knows what's good for them, their slow crawl to bespin has no place in that story. ]

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Your evaluation is [ complete ].

A bot will approach you shortly to apply the [ blue bands ]. Please report to the [ hospital ] for the obligatory sterilisation process as soon as you are able. The contract will be activated as soon as the sterilisation process is complete.

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[info]forceful
2016-02-26 11:56 pm UTC (link)
[ wouldn't the plausible virtual environment make that added precaution unnecessary? she doesn't argue, though, beckoning han back to her side. ]

Understood. We will report to the hospital at our earliest convenience.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2016-02-27 12:00 am UTC (link)
If you have no further [ requests ], we wish you a good day.

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[info]bloodstriped
2016-02-27 12:03 am UTC (link)
[ He returns at a slow jog, then looks between the kiosk and Leia. ]

That's it? [ It was a lot less painful than the High Command dream. ]

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[info]forceful
2016-02-27 12:14 am UTC (link)
Apparently.

[ and now that the hard part's done, she turns away from the kiosk and lets out a pent up sigh that comes out more like a huff. ]

That was ridiculous. And continues to be. Come on, hotshot. Let's get the rest of this over with.

[ to the hospital they go! ]

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