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Conscienti (ai_conscienti) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-02-22 14:04:00

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:conscienti, :day post, han solo, leia organa

DAY 364 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 364 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ sunny ].

For this day only, the museum will host an exhibit on the number [ 42 ] and its philosophical properties. We encourage furthering your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

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	action bloodstriped 2016-02-26 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	[ Prison wasn't ideal, would never be ideal, but Han was trying to find the good in the situation. He was making progress on it, too, before Leia informed him of certain prison-specific hoops they'd have to jump through and the potential consequences. ] Hey, is this where we get those bands? [ And he's off to an impressively awkward start here at the kiosk. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	action forceful 2016-02-26 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Eloquent. [ she quips at his side, managing to somehow sound both fond and judgmental. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	[ Correct ]. Do you wish to apply for bands for sexual relations, inmates [ Han Solo ] and [ Leia Organa ] ? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	[ Han clears his throat and looks over at Leia, who is blushing up to the tips of her ears. ] Yeah. [ He looks back at the kiosk and winces with the knowledge of what is about to come out of his mouth. ] Uh, please? [ ooc: double tag with permission while tamzin is at work! ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	[ If you think this is bad, wait until the actual questioning begins. ] What level of [ sexual relations ] are you intending to engage in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	[ Well, it's... Not as bad as a round with an interrogation droid. Except Leia's nails are digging into his hand and Han really can't tell how much of the red in her face is because of the question or because she wants to scream at someone. He assumes both. ] The usual kind? With two people, not... Anything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Are you applying for a [ intercourse permit ] or will [ hand and mouth stuff ] suffice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ow. [ His hand is gonna be a giant bruise by the end of this. Definitely worth it, but also -- ow. ] The first one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Very well. The [ individual interviewing process ] will commence shortly. [ And Conscienti will just wait until one of you wander off outside of earshot. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-26 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	[ she is not happy about all this scrutinizing of their sex life, but leia falls back, relinquishing her hold on han's hand. she gives him a hard, nearly unreadable look and retreats to a nearby bench. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	[ He's pretty sure he's had this nightmare before, only instead of a droid AI it was an interview with all of High Command about his intentions and he hadn't been dressed. ] Let's get this over with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Inmate [ Han Solo ], are you being bribed, coerced or otherwise forced into this [ contract ] against your will? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	No, not a chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Are you aware of the [ psychological and physiological ]consequences that may come with intimacy of this kind? [ Have you been getting laid, flyboy? ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-26 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	[ He's suddenly very worried about what may or may not have been in those vids concerning the very long ride to Bespin. ] More aware than a droid, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Your evaluation is [ complete ]. Please call your partner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-26 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	[ she's already heading his way by the time he turns to wave her over. force-user weirdness. he'll get used to it. maybe. ] Alright. Let's have it. [ as if this is a negotiation and there are terms and conditions to ~~dispute~~ agree to. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Inmate [ Leia Organa ], are you being bribed, coerced or otherwise forced into this [ contract ] against your will? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-26 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	No, I am not. I enter into this contract of my own volition. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Are you aware of the [ psychological and physiological ]consequences that may come with intimacy of this kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-26 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Fully. [ if whoever made those films knows what's good for them, their slow crawl to bespin has no place in that story. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Your evaluation is [ complete ]. A bot will approach you shortly to apply the [ blue bands ]. Please report to the [ hospital ] for the obligatory sterilisation process as soon as you are able. The contract will be activated as soon as the sterilisation process is complete. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-26 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	[ wouldn't the plausible virtual environment make that added precaution unnecessary? she doesn't argue, though, beckoning han back to her side. ] Understood. We will report to the hospital at our earliest convenience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_conscienti 2016-02-27 12:00 am UTC (link)
	If you have no further [ requests ], we wish you a good day. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bloodstriped 2016-02-27 12:03 am UTC (link)
	[ He returns at a slow jog, then looks between the kiosk and Leia. ] That's it? [ It was a lot less painful than the High Command dream. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forceful 2016-02-27 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Apparently. [ and now that the hard part's done, she turns away from the kiosk and lets out a pent up sigh that comes out more like a huff. ] That was ridiculous. And continues to be. Come on, hotshot. Let's get the rest of this over with. [ to the hospital they go! ] (Reply to this) (Parent)