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Spike (chipswiththat) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-01-04 23:11:00

Entry tags:

ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), quinn fabray, rebecca crane, spike

357 - video;
[ So, this is an unusual morning. Nearly as unusual as finding a dead body in Chance's bed but that's only because he hasn't discovered that he's the dead body yet. Funny how you don't think about things like breathing or heartbeats when your body just take care of all that on its own, most days.

This is not Chance's apartment. This is not his couch or his clothes or anything else that he recognizes so needless to say, his distinctly american voice is a bit on the panicked side when he finally addresses the network. ]

Chance? Chance! What the fuck did you do?

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	chipswiththat 2016-01-11 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Why is that? I've talked to a bunch of americans already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-11 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. No reason then, I suppose. [Quickly recovers. Or tries to.] Right, so as you can see it's not a typical prison here. They've got it divided up into sectors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-11 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's the atypical thing about it? [ He snorts, amused. ] I would've mentioned the big blue above. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-11 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well I already mentioned it over the communicator and it didn't seem worth repeating myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-11 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Right, right... [ He laughs. ] You'll have to forgive me. This is probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have much weird in your life? No monsters, vampires, that sort of thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-12 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck no. I was warned about vampires but I thought it was just someone being crazy. You really have them here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Among other things. You get used to it but in full disclosure my job at home involved hunting aliens so I may have a higher tolerance for weird than most. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-12 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	...Am I the only one here who has a normal job? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Potentially. [There have to be people he knows with normal jobs, right? Right?] Any hobbies to make up for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-12 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing weird, if that's what you're asking. [ Deodorant. That's his hobby. That and being afraid of death. ] Just what most people do, I guess. Clubbing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Just making conversation. [Because he's bored and it's weird talking to someone else in Spike's body and he might as well do something to keep himself entertained today.] I don't get out much, so I suppose normal lives seem more interesting to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-12 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's a lot less interesting than you might think. Taxes and relationship drama. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	[Do vampires pay taxes? He'd never wondered before.] I wonder why they picked you for this place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-12 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	[ Spike was in jail for tax fraud, so I guess? ] I have no idea. I don't think I've done anything prison worthy... unless taking the piss counts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-12 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. Well sometimes their decisions do seem a bit arbitrary. I've given up trying to make sense of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-13 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the collective hallucination isn't such a bad theory, then. Dreams don't make sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-13 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'd buy that if it weren't our standard response to alien attacks when the public asks back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-14 08:58 am UTC (link)
	So... what is it, then? An actual underwater prison with all sorts of mythical creepy crawlies in it? C'mon, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2016-01-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	[Its it worth it to get into a discussion of virtual reality with someone who won't be here tomorrow? Probably not.] That about sums it up, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-01-14 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. [ He groans. ] Shit, this is some messed up shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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