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the child of fate ([info]noosphere) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2014-10-28 11:28:00

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Entry tags:korra, nathan harris, raito sonozaki, sougo okita

{ day 295 }
[ video ]

[ Getting tased was not fun -- it actually made him feel some strange, crushing emotion that he had been heretofore completely unfamiliar with -- so he might as well get this "craft supplies" thing out of the way. Of course, it would help if he actually knew how to make these things... So in this video post, Raito/Philip/whoever he is can be seen sitting at a table in the library, looking through a book as he makes some extremely lousy-looking dreamcatchers out of construction paper. ]

As "punishment" for leaving the beach area yesterday, I am required to share a "secret about myself". I was unsure of what exactly this entailed, as there's nothing I particularly cared to hide to begin with, but a perusal of a dictionary provided me with the definition beyond human understanding. Thus, the secret that I am going to share is this: I am the smartest human being in the world.

[ Absolutely no irony here.

He scowls down briefly at his terrible dreamcatcher, which looks more like a web spun by a drunken spider. ]



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[info]questionofwhen
2014-10-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
If you're the smartest person in the world, why'd you have to look up the definition of a word?

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 01:13 am UTC (link)
Normally I would have already had this information at my disposal. The dome, however, is blocking it.

So I had to lower myself to a more plebian manner of information retrieval.

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[info]questionofwhen
2014-10-29 01:23 am UTC (link)
How do you usually know stuff? I mean, if it's not just in your head, you don't really know it.

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 01:24 am UTC (link)
I have access to a database of all of the information in the world.

That aside, it's not just a matter of the knowledge I hold. My mental capabilities far exceed those of the average person.

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[info]questionofwhen
2014-10-29 01:34 am UTC (link)
So it's like your brain has internet access.

That's cool, though. What d'you do where you're from? Are you a doctor or something?

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
It's far superior to that.

And I'm a scientist.

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[info]questionofwhen
2014-10-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
It's not that superior if you can lose your connection to it.

What kind of science do you do?

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
I study the physical and mental effects of objects called Gaia Memories on the human body. It's a thrilling subject.

[ Mad scientist here. Run, Nathan. ]

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[info]questionofwhen
2014-10-29 02:49 am UTC (link)
What're Gaia Memories?

[Hey, he's occasionally a stabby sexual sadist. This could work out!]

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[info]sadistfaction
2014-10-29 03:11 am UTC (link)
[Deadpan deadpan forever and always.]

You're gonna have to do a lot more than just telling us to prove it. 'Specially 'cause I don't believe it.

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 03:12 am UTC (link)
Whether or not you believe me isn't my concern. I've fulfilled my punishment.

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[info]sadistfaction
2014-10-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
It does matter, 'cause if your secret is a lie, then it's not really a secret.

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 03:23 am UTC (link)
It's not a lie. [ :\ ]

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[info]sadistfaction
2014-10-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
Hey, guess what? [He holds up a finger.] I'm the ruler of the entire prison. It's true 'cause I said it is.

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
You are? Do the wardens report to you, then?

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[info]sadistfaction
2014-10-29 03:42 am UTC (link)
[He nods.]

They bow to me at least once a day and everything.

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[info]noosphere
2014-10-29 03:52 am UTC (link)
Incredible! The message I received upon arrival did not mention this.

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[info]deal_with_it
2014-10-31 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Ah yeah, I doubt that. [Massive eyeroll.]

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[info]noosphere
2014-11-01 12:56 am UTC (link)
Fortunately, I don't require your belief.

[ He scowls down at his dreamcatcher. ]

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[info]deal_with_it
2014-11-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Look, my friend Chekov is way smarter than you. For one thing, he knows not to stand in the middle of the street when things are falling.

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[info]noosphere
2014-11-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
He is omniscient?

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[info]deal_with_it
2014-11-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
...yeah. Of course he is. [She doesn't know what that word means.]

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[info]noosphere
2014-11-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
If this is true, then I would like to meet him. He may prove useful to me.

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[info]deal_with_it
2014-11-04 11:26 pm UTC (link)
[.....that was not exactly what she was expecting as response.]

You can send him a message. His name is Pavel Chekov.

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[info]satomobility
2014-11-07 12:01 am UTC (link)
Umm. If you think that and you didn't hide it, does it really count as a secret?

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