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Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat) (kitty_has_claws) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2014-01-10 10:41:00

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bonnie bennett, duo maxwell, helen magnus, kaoru hitachiin, kitty pryde (aoa), korra, liz forbes, spencer reid, trowa barton, yuuri shibuya, zatanna zatara

Day 253 [Video/Action | Open]
Citizens of Marina, I have a serious question for you.

Who would win in a fight? [She holds her adorned hands up one at a time.] Lobster claw oven mitt or shark oven mitt?

I know the shark seems obvious, but the lobster wants it more. Also, I think the wardens might have been drinking when they stocked the store. So, let me know if you're aware of a good AA program for AIs.

[Kitty will be milling around Bull's Eye if you'd like to find her there or on her way home.]

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	devine_braid 2014-01-11 04:09 am UTC (link)
	The shark's got teeth. It could probably crunch the shell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
	We haven't actually verified whether or not lobsters have teeth. It's a thing now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-11 04:22 am UTC (link)
	There's probably something on that in the library, but that's not really my thing. I'll just go with the shark. Though, if we're going by size scale there, the lobster might have a chance if it was whole. But, last I checked, claws without lobsters weren't very useful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-12 07:33 am UTC (link)
	How do you think the shark's going to do without a tail? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-12 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	I can't imagine it would be worse than a lobster claw without a lobster, right? I mean, the sharks still has it's brain... however much of that it's got. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, by this logic I think they're both dead. ...Or the rest of the lobster is fine and his claw is just a distraction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-13 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Would he be willing to lose a claw before the battle's begun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-13 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes you don't have a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-14 04:19 am UTC (link)
	[Woah... that got deep all of a sudden. Duo faltered a moment, feeling the weight in that and then shook his head a little and smiled. Time to get out of that slump.] Maybe. But, it is just an oven mitt. Right? [Grin. Right? Right?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-14 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Maaaaaybe. Or maybe it's a magic oven mitt. [She's having a little too much fun today.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-15 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well. [That was better. He could roll with this. He grinned again, getting back into it.] If it's magic, now you've got a whole new set of factors and outcomes. I mean, a magic lobster claw could really be anything. There's almost no way of telling unless you know what kind of magic it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-15 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	And what do you know about kinds of magic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-15 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly? [He laughed.] Not much. The stuff we've got home involves slight of hand, smoke and mirrors. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-16 05:10 am UTC (link)
	A few things. I don't practice it myself. [But she's known people both at home and here who do.] Potent stuff. More than enough to shift a lobster and shark battle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-16 06:10 am UTC (link)
	That sounds kinda cool, actually. I wonder if it's something I could learn how to use. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-17 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Where I'm from I think it's more of an innate ability. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-17 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Hm. Yeah. That makes sense. I would guess it probably is in some places. I haven't heard of anything that's a special power in my world, so it's probably not something I can actually do on my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-17 06:27 am UTC (link)
	That must be kind of dull for your world. [Or more peaceful? Nah, they probably just find other things to fight over.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. Though people still find ways to do levitation tricks and all that. We know it's tricks, but it can still be pretty cool. [And there definitely had been plenty to fight about.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-18 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure it's tricks and that's not just what they want you to think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-19 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Now you're just trying to make me paranoid. [GRIN] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2014-01-19 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Is it working? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2014-01-20 07:24 am UTC (link)
	[He laughed. A little, but he wasn't going to admit that.] Nah. I'm cool. I have a giant robot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)