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Tweak says, "I'm imaging you as a turnip."

Ianto Jones (readystopwatch) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-12-27 11:18:00

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charlotte charles, ianto jones, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), richie foley, spencer reid, spike, yuuki kuran

Day 251 | Video | Open
So did we know there were things like that in here, or was it a lovely surprise for everyone else, too? Because frankly I'm not entirely reassured by the promise that they've been contained.

[Private to Jack Harkness]

Are you alright?

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	voice;private readystopwatch 2013-12-27 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	[You can practically hear the eye roll.] Just got back, actually. I miss having you lurk outside the house like a particularly bleached garden gnome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-27 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	You sure about that? Who knows, I could be closer than you think... [ Still not aware that they live in the same building. Good. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-27 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	[Yet another thing Jack has failed to mention to him.] Lucky me. And here I was hoping you'd been eaten by a dinosaur. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-27 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	[ Oh Jack. So full of secrets. He better keep it that way. ] Please, like those overgrown geckos could do much to me. I'm surprised to see you in one piece though... what did you do, cower under the bed or kick them in the cobblers like a girl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-27 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Threw chocolate at them, actually. Preferably dark. [No, really. Standard Torchwood dinosaur response. It works well on pterodactyls.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-27 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	...You're kidding. [ What. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-27 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Generally works pretty well on most dinosaurs. [He's clearly so entertained by this.] Also good for their serotonian levels, if they've got serotonian levels, which I've never actually worked out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-28 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	And here I thought I'd been liberated from librarians... [ Welsh git. Close enough to be a Giles substitute. ] So that's how you nancy-boys fight? Chocolate and close contact with the genitals? Should've known. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-28 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's about the sum of it. Occasionally I get to shoot things and make them blow up, too. [Hear the entertainment in his voice.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-30 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well then... color me surprised. Here I thought you wouldn't even know what fun was if it bit you in the arse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-30 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well Jack and I occasionally do that for fun as well. [BOOM. Yes he just did.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-12-30 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	[ Are you seriously trying to gross him out. What has Jack been telling you. He quirks a brow, not that it shows through the voice transmission. ] That explains a lot. [ Let's antagonize, shall we? ] You need some pointers, boy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2013-12-31 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	[Not gross so much as sassy.] Not particularly, no. although that does remind me to ask about your dental hygiene. Do I need to get vaccinated or something after being bitten by you? Do you floss regularly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2014-01-01 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	[ He snorts. ] How the hell should I know? Most people don't survive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-01-01 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Well that's not encouraging.] So that's a no on the flossing, then? Ugh. [Gross.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2014-01-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	One of the many perks of being dead. [ Grin. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-01-02 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Well not that talking to you isn't a lovely and charming experience, but are we done here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2014-01-03 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Cutting me off so soon? And here I thought we were having such a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-01-03 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Was there something else you wanted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2014-01-04 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, fine... run along then. Go do some uphill gardening or whatever it is you people do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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