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Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-09-09 12:54:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, jake english

Day 236 [action/closed]
[ Closed because I'm still actually on hiatus, and so as not to distract from the newbies. ]

[ When Dirk wakes up, his head is spinning, he feels nauseous and overwhelmed.

He cut his head off. They entered the game. Five months-- five months of nothing, of solving shitty game puzzles, of going on dates with Jake, and then...

...and now Dirk kind of wants to break something. He feels sick. What the fuck is wrong with him, how is he this much of a fuckup. Why is he such a piece of shit? With a light growl, he moves to get out of bed... and fails, because his boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is fucking spooning him.

And then it all comes crashing into place. Dimensional stabilizer glitch. New memories of events he didn't actually experience, but they happened anyway? To alpha Dirk, he guesses? But he, this Dirk, has actually been here for the past two months.

He freezes in place as he tries to decide what to do. ]

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	smuppeteer 2013-09-10 05:58 am UTC (link)
	[ Later he'll look back on this and hate himself for appreciating it. But, he appreciates it. Unconsciousness swallows him up, a welcome reprieve from the hell that is Being Dirk Strider. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

proboscalypse
2013-09-10 06:18 am UTC (link)

[Bro's hands fall away from Dirk's throat immediately and he stands up. He looks down at babyself's body... sort of fondly. Also sort of annoyed. Dirk's such a dumbass. Was he that much of a dumbass when he was that age?? Probably. Sigh.

He scoops up Dirk's body, trying to mind the dislocated arm but also not really trying that hard. The bots will fix it. He can't really feel the pain right now.

And then he heads to the hospital.]

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