[Bro's hands fall away from Dirk's throat immediately and he stands up. He looks down at babyself's body... sort of fondly. Also sort of annoyed. Dirk's such a dumbass. Was he that much of a dumbass when he was that age?? Probably. Sigh.
He scoops up Dirk's body, trying to mind the dislocated arm but also not really trying that hard. The bots will fix it. He can't really feel the pain right now.