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Tweak says, "peanut butta jelly time!!"

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	video; justexisting 2013-08-09 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	And you're not completely dense. It's a miracle. [So sarcastic.] I am from England, yeah. Are you and Spike seeing each other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-10 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. [Wait...] Yes, we're totally together. We're like one of those famous couples. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-08-11 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. [Rose wonders if she should tell her the truth about her and Spike.] How long have you both been together for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Like forever, oh my god. Except for that time when he tried to kill me and I totally dumped him for it, but we're doing much better now. [Okay, even she knows things are rocky with him being slayer-obsessed, but not like she's mentioning that to random girl here.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-08-17 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Forever? You sound like you're barely out of highschool so forever might be a stretch. [And she can think of several good reasons why Spike would want to kill her.] Why did you get back together with him after he tried to kill you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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do_no_harmony
2013-08-18 05:32 pm UTC (link)

No, graduation was totally over a year ago. Like two. [A year is also very much like forever. And over a year? Wow!

And now you can have a thoughtful shrug. The most thoughtful and dismissive of all shrugs.] Because he's my blondie bear. And he's all weak and helpless now. Like one of those worms on the sidewalk after it rains and you want to move them back afterward. Or step on them if you aren't wearing nice shoes.

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	video; justexisting 2013-08-20 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	I take it that you're looking out for him, since he's unable to do it? [It's said with a roll of her eyes.] Blondie bear is a terrible nickname by the way. Just thought I should point that out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I really didn't ask. What's with all the attitude? Does someone have a crush on my man? Sorry, but you're really not his type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-08-26 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not his type? [Oh, if only she knew the truth. Rose is just going to hold it over her for sometime.] Then what, pray tell, is his type? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, beautiful. [Obviously.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-08-28 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	[Oh, she would throttle her if she could.] Guess he lucked out on you then, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-30 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	[A smile!] He did. He's very lucky I took him back. [And she missed him so, she's pretty lucky too she thinks!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-01 11:00 am UTC (link)
	[The stupid coming from her is hurting Rose's brain.] Whatever you believe is up to you. Not so sure he would agree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-02 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Like you would even know. Who are you anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-03 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Rose. I'm a friend of Spike's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-07 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-08 09:37 am UTC (link)
	That's what I said, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-18 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Just don't try to get too friendly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-19 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have to listen to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-22 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you should. Because if you don't, I'll make you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-24 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to see you try. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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