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Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, beautiful. [Obviously.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-08-28 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	[Oh, she would throttle her if she could.] Guess he lucked out on you then, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-08-30 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	[A smile!] He did. He's very lucky I took him back. [And she missed him so, she's pretty lucky too she thinks!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-01 11:00 am UTC (link)
	[The stupid coming from her is hurting Rose's brain.] Whatever you believe is up to you. Not so sure he would agree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-02 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Like you would even know. Who are you anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-03 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Rose. I'm a friend of Spike's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-07 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-08 09:37 am UTC (link)
	That's what I said, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-18 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Just don't try to get too friendly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-19 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have to listen to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; do_no_harmony 2013-09-22 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you should. Because if you don't, I'll make you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; justexisting 2013-09-24 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to see you try. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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