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Tweak says, "Craaaaawling in my skiiiiin!!!"

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	chipswiththat 2013-08-06 07:48 am UTC (link)
	[ Oh. Oh no. No no no no, this is not okay. Even less so since she so obviously is ahead of him time-wise and why does that keep happening? What did he do to deserve this? ] Harm! Shut up! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1/2 do_no_harmony 2013-08-06 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Spikey! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/2 do_no_harmony 2013-08-06 09:13 am UTC (link)
	[Throat clearing.] I mean, no, you shut up! And tell me what's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-06 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	[ Groan. ] You're in prison. It's underwater. And most importantly, you better keep it down or so help me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-06 10:29 am UTC (link)
	Blondie bear? [ A wry Dawn smile, because that is so getting used next time she sees Spike. Of course her interaction with Harmony is minimal. But she does know that she had her own reality TV show for awhile... which was cool... in a weird, messed up kind of way, of course. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-06 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	He's my blondie bear because he's all fierce like a bear and cuddly like one too. And he's blond! [Aren't you glad she connected those dots for you?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
	That is... [ She is literally about to burst out of her skin with wanting to call Spike that right here and right now. Big smiles, probably mistaken for approval. ] ...great! So are you on the side of good or evil now? [ Cause this could go either way. In her time, Harmony is at least trying to make nice with the humans for the cameras. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)