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Tweak says, "I'm in the wrong movie."

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	[Video] bluemoondog 2013-08-14 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	No it's kind of pathetic. I'm pretty sure he's just using you to get some ass. [Demon? Okay he can play along with this.] I'm an Incubus. I won't get sex with lumps now will I? [That's why he's so cute!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Um, hello, maybe I'm the one using him? What's it to you anyway, Incubus-demon? I'm not having sex with you even if you are all smooth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] bluemoondog 2013-08-18 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I highly doubt that. And get over yourself, I don't want to have sex with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I didn't want to have sex with you first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] bluemoondog 2013-08-29 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Technically I didn't want to have sex with you first. You didn't think about it till I said I was a succubus. I never implied I wanted to fuck you I merely stated what I am. [Can you wrap your head around that one or should he repeat slowly?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Video] do_no_harmony 2013-08-30 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one who mentioned sex, and you didn't say you sucked before. [Because he said incubus, not succubus. She almost remembered correctly.] But, I agree. You suck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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