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Tweak says, "Have I taught you nothing? "

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
	That is... [ She is literally about to burst out of her skin with wanting to call Spike that right here and right now. Big smiles, probably mistaken for approval. ] ...great! So are you on the side of good or evil now? [ Cause this could go either way. In her time, Harmony is at least trying to make nice with the humans for the cameras. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-08 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	[She is so deserving of all the approval!] Ew, I'm a vampire. We're all on the side of evil, remember? [But you are being peered at because she remembers having you chained to a wall and stuff.] Did you get old? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-08 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	So old. Older than you. [ Obviously, since she's still with the evil. But she also feels like she should explain. ] But to be fair, this place pulls people in from all times and universes and worlds and whatever. So... I'm just from further down your timeline. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-08 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	[Give her a second. Make that two. Okay, she's ready.] Are you saying you're from...the future? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-08 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	[ She nods emphatically, impressed that Harmony got it. ] Yep! Minus the Delorean. I should have had a Delorean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-08 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	You are such a nerd. [Except she did actually get the reference, also insulting should always be followed by excitedly asking for favors.] So how do I look in the future? [This is the important stuff. Please tell a non-aging vampire how she looks in the future.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-08 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Nerds are totally in now anyway. So thanks! [ She laughs a bit here though, cause who wouldn't like to know the answer to that question. ] You're still pretty. Shampoo commercial hair and all. People still look to you for fashion advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-09 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Really? [Said in a way that shows she doesn't so much doubt it as she wouldn't mind hearing it again.] I have fashion followers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-09 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	You do! You have a whole fan base... and Pomeranians. The puppies are pretty cute. I'm pretty sure people write fan fiction about you. [ Wait a minute. ] ...not that... I've read any. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Wow... [No, really, this is amazing. She's just soaking it up] Slayer sisters are so much better than slayers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-13 09:25 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? So much better. So thanks for not doing that pretending to kill me thing anymore. That's super cool of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's alright. I'd rather pretend to kill someone like Xander anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-18 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. You should get a new vendetta. Cause evolution is cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-18 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, duh, like Xander Harris is even important or something. But the slayer cares because she has bad taste and it's my duty as an evil vampire to take out the slayer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-21 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Well he does save the world here and there. And he tells good jokes... good for the laughing. And you should stay away from my sister cause she can totally kick your... backside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? Then why hasn't she? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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