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Tweak says, "Eat my shorts."

Commissar Ciaphas Cain (bythechainsword) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-07-24 02:04:00

Entry tags:

atsuro kihara, ciaphas cain, eridan ampora, ibram gaunt, piter de vries, sookie stackhouse, wayward vagabond

[Action]
[So, it turns out that the museum has a gift shop!]

[And it is full of the cacophony of vibrating devices turned on high and set free to wander throughout the shop.]

[Cain just happens to be in Sector 5 at the same time. He's walking along with the air of perfect nonchalance, accompanied only by his dog.]

[Who now has a vibrating chew toy.]

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	thoughts 2012-07-25 06:14 am UTC (link)
	[ adlfjalskdj blush! she's not going to say it! ] Like somethin' a dog shouldn't have in it's mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-26 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Ah. [Shrugging mildly.] It's brand new, so it's not like we're scandalizing anyone, or threatening public hygiene. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thoughts 2012-07-27 01:02 am UTC (link)
	But it's-- [ she pulls a face and steels herself for actually saying it. ] A sex toy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-27 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	[Cain, to his credit, understands this is the absolute worst possible time for flirting, and behaves like a gentleman instead.] [For some quantity of being a gentleman, given the whole of the situation.] Was a sex toy. It's a chew toy, now. I wouldn't dream of using it for anything of the sort after she's had it in her mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thoughts 2012-07-29 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I hope to God you washed that first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, it's perfectly new. The museum is carrying a bunch of them. What with the day's exhibit, and all. [Banewolf thrashes the toy back and forth before throwing it up into the air. She steps after it to catch it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thoughts 2012-07-31 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that's gross. [ says the woman who has let vampires feed from her, among other things. pot, meet kettle. ] And there are kids here. They don't need to be exposed to all this, prison or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-31 06:31 am UTC (link)
	[Cain can't help but laugh at that, but he keeps it in a spirit of good-natured amusement.] Chances are pretty good they'll find it gross, too, if they even understand it. If they're old enough to be properly curious, well, I don't see the harm in it. [Ciaphas Cain: gives no fucks about fucks.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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