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Commissar Ciaphas Cain (bythechainsword) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-07-24 02:04:00

Entry tags:

atsuro kihara, ciaphas cain, eridan ampora, ibram gaunt, piter de vries, sookie stackhouse, wayward vagabond

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[So, it turns out that the museum has a gift shop!]

[And it is full of the cacophony of vibrating devices turned on high and set free to wander throughout the shop.]

[Cain just happens to be in Sector 5 at the same time. He's walking along with the air of perfect nonchalance, accompanied only by his dog.]

[Who now has a vibrating chew toy.]

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	action; thoughts 2012-07-24 08:39 am UTC (link)
	[ sookie is out walking, just minding her own business, when something in that dog's mouth makes her stop. that's not... it can't be, right? ] Please tell me that's not what it looks like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-25 04:20 am UTC (link)
	[Cain smiles pleasantly, looks down at his dog, then back up to the young lady. The easy, friendly grin remains in place.] Hm. What does it look like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thoughts 2012-07-25 06:14 am UTC (link)
	[ adlfjalskdj blush! she's not going to say it! ] Like somethin' a dog shouldn't have in it's mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-26 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Ah. [Shrugging mildly.] It's brand new, so it's not like we're scandalizing anyone, or threatening public hygiene. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thoughts 2012-07-27 01:02 am UTC (link)
	But it's-- [ she pulls a face and steels herself for actually saying it. ] A sex toy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ctrlaltdemons 2012-07-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
	[So, Atsuro and his Haro is out for a walk. He's not interested in the museum, because, well, he get the implications of what the exhibition's about. And then he stops.] Uh...sir? What's that in your dog's mouth...? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-25 04:21 am UTC (link)
	[Cain also stops, though Banewolf wags her tail and uses this chance to adjust her grip on her new "toy."] A vibrator. [He's entirely too casual about that admission.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ctrlaltdemons 2012-07-25 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh, a vibrator... [The guy's too casual about this. He can hear Haro repeating the words. "A vibrator! A vibrator!"] ...Why a vibrator? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-25 04:29 am UTC (link)
	[Cain will just IGNORE THE WEIRD HARO and shrug mildly.] Why not? She gets a kick out of it, and I get some very awkward conversation. [Not that he's anything but chill about the whole thing.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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mannerly_mayor
2012-07-25 04:20 am UTC (link)

[and say hello to a friend, Cain! It's been too long Here comes WV, dressed in his favorite tunic, looking very chipper and intrigued by everything around them. When he sees Cain's fluffy companion, he feels a bit nervous, but quickly dismisses the feeling; this isn't a prototyping, it's an Earth creature!]

[he approaches Cain and gives a wave]

Greetings, Commmissar Ciaphas Cain! I do hope you are well!

[he addresses the dog:]

Greetings, Earth animal! I am the Wayward Vagabond.

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bythechainsword
2012-07-25 04:26 am UTC (link)

[Oh, good, it's WV. Then again, Cain's in good enough spirits that he won't let the prospect of an awkward conversation get him down, though he will step aside so they're standing a bit more under the eaves of the building, in case the rain picks up more.]

[Banewolf, however, wags her tail and drops her toy, where it buzzes more audibly. She looks back down at it and takes an uncertain playful step around it, then returns her gaze to WV. Her tail barely stops wagging.]

We do quite well, indeed.

[Nodding and acting very much like his dog isn't playing with a sexual aid.] This is Banewolf.

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	mannerly_mayor 2012-07-25 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh! [WV addresses the dog again:] I do politely offer an apology, Banewolf. It was presumptuous of me to assume that you were capable of speech. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance! [still speaking to the dog, he points to the vibrator vibratin' away on the ground] I do beg your pardon, but you have dropped your implement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-25 05:10 am UTC (link)
	[She follows his finger down to the vibe and makes a barky yelp sound at the toy, pawing it a bit before deciding that WV is temporarily more interesting. SHE APPROACHES FOR SNIFFING AND PETTING.] Ah, she'll pick it up before we leave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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caligulasaqua
2012-07-25 06:27 am UTC (link)

[Let's just say Eridan didn't exactly hear anything other than 'mechanical seismic activity' about this museum. Stumbling into the gift shop first before seeing the rest, he notices all the ... Vibrating devices.

Having no idea what these are for (let alone that they are for masturbatory purposes), he grabs an armful of them and moves to head out. Only to almost run into his moirail, who happens to also be in the gift shop with him.]

Walkin' Bane, Cai?

[Eridan says rather suspiciously conversationally, as if the armful of what are obviously dildos to most people are nothing out of the ordinary to anyone. Especially when what he thinks these are isn't exactly anything he wants Cain to know he is up to.]

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	bythechainsword 2012-07-26 03:06 am UTC (link)
	[Slowly.] I am. [Banewolf, a toy still in her mouth, hurries over, tail wagging hard. She drops hers at her feet and stares at Eridan's collection.] What are you doing with those? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caligulasaqua 2012-07-26 04:22 am UTC (link)
	[Attempts to lift his armful up higher so she can't get to them, but he ends up dropping one by accident. It flops onto the ground with an unusual sound. Only, it's an unusual sound as it's the sound of a vibrator hitting the floor.] Nothin'! Can't a troll go shoppin'? [Must not let Cain know these are doomsday devices he plans on using at some point.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-29 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	[Cain sighs. Banewolf goes to collect a new toy for her collection, though she soon discovers that there's no real way to have two of those in her puppy mouth at the same time.] It's really none of my business what you do with them. Just... try to be more discrete with those, alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[action] diebypowersword 2012-07-26 05:18 am UTC (link)
	[ Gaunt just stands back a few feet. Looking at Cain, and at Banewolf. Then back at Cain. Cain is now diamonds. Ah well. ] Ah.... interesting chew toy there for Banewolf. Did you pick it out herself? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[action] bythechainsword 2012-07-29 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Cain clears his throat a little.] She grabbed it before I could stop her. Seemed a little too unhygienic to just put it back after she drooled all over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [action] diebypowersword 2012-07-31 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Hah. Well, I suppose so. We never had a canid growing up. Uncle Dercius didn't approve of them, for whatever reason, and they weren't brought to Tanith. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-31 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Never had one, either. Hiveworlds really aren't a great place for most pets, unless it's something that can feed itself without murdering the neighbors. [He gives Banewolf an affectionate pat on the back.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blue_eyed 2012-07-26 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	[ piter has been wandering around, scoping out sector five -- and his face is a perfect mask of stoicism and nonchalance as he ignores the sexual aid in an approaching dog's mouth. ] Such majestic creatures, dogs. [ strange as that is, he is really more unsettled by the fact that its owner is very nearly an entire foot taller than him. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-29 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	[Cain, meanwhile, can't help but smirk.] Absolutely. She's got all sorts of majesty. [Banewolf drops her toy and meanders closer to Piter, wagging her tail. PETS PLS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2012-07-29 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed... [ oh -- oh, dear. he is not used to animals. he stares down at her, trying to assess the ease with which she could possibly injure him, and crosses his arms over his chest. you're going to have to work for those pets, dog. ] Has she a name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2012-07-31 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Banewolf. Oh, don't let the name fool you, she's quite friendly, you won't have to worry. [Wow what if she just sniffs his leg instead.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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