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Ianto Jones (readystopwatch) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-07-04 10:41:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, ianto jones, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, penelope garcia, raven darkholme, rose, sam winchester, shining armor, spencer reid

Day 226 l Christmas Party Mingle
[Ianto has, predictably, gone a bit overboard for the Christmas party he and Jack are throwing. The entire apartment has been decorated; there's a tree with gold and silver ornaments and twinkling lights, garlands draped over doorways, candles in every window and festive nicknacks scattered about. It looks like something out of a magazine, and may make visitors a little afraid to actually touch anything. There's also a lot of mistletoe around (one of the side effects of living with Captain Jack Harkness) so it's probably a good idea to keep one eye on the ceiling at all times.

Of course he's made plenty of coffee and some appetizers, so he hopes people really do respond to the invitation Jack sent out, otherwise there are going to be a hell of a lot of leftovers.]

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	smuppeteer 2013-07-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk just glares. He glares so hard. ] I'm sixteen. I know that Santa's not a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-06 05:26 am UTC (link)
	[Cutie.] Santa not a thing? The fuck you talkin' about? The old man would cry if he heard you sayin' that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-06 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Cry me a river, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Is that really what you wanna ask Santa for? A fuckin' river of jolly old bro tears? Don't get your hopes up, kiddo, I ain't sure he's gonna be able to fit that under the tree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 01:31 am UTC (link)
	[ Eyeroll. He really needs to quit taking Bro's bait. He steps away from the table to walk somewhere else. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:05 am UTC (link)
	[why do you always gotta be like this? jfc he just wants to talk to you on this beautiful christmas evening, babyself. FLASHSTEPS IN FRONT OF, like usual. we've been through this a million times, seriously.] I wonder if you'll ever get tired of tryin' to run away from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 03:08 am UTC (link)
	[ SIGH. Dirk stares up at him blankly. ] I wonder if you'll ever get tired of harassing me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I think we both know the answer to that one. So why don't you settle the fuck down and talk to me a bit, huh. Ain't like you got anything better to do right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I got plenty of better things to do. It's a Christmas party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
	And here's the part where I through the whole schtick where I'm like, yo lil D, ain't it the shit how you're just like me cuz you are me. Time to throw down these sick facts about both of us. This sort of party blows. It's a fuckin' mingle and we hate talkin' to people like this. But if you talk to me, you don't gotta deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 03:37 am UTC (link)
	We're not identical. My social conditioning was radically different from yours. Maybe I like mindless mingling. Ever think of that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I feel like this sort of thing is a universal constant. [Shrugs.] Been wrong before. You like this? You havin' fun hangin' out alone with the food? Enjoyin' some deep and meaningful conversations with the whatever the hell this is? [He's holding up a spinach puff, which he immediately stuffs into his mouth.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I can't spend every single moment in the company of others. [ A pointed glare. "Others" includes you, Bro. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:14 am UTC (link)
	[Oh does it? Never would have guessed.] Bet we could spend a whole fuckin' hour keeping up this hella cute banter. How 'bout you open this present instead. [Holding out one of the boxes he flashed earlier.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 04:16 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk's mouth drops open to retort, but then there's a box being held out toward him. He takes it with a scowl, rips it open. Not that he actually intends to keep whatever's inside. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:20 am UTC (link)
	[Yeah, no, he is definitely not going to want to keep this. (or is he......) It's edible blue body paint. Bro's face is completely blank but he's holding out another box.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 04:22 am UTC (link)
	[ Why. Why does Bro know about that fetish. No. He is throwing this away as soon as he is out of Bro's line of sight, or possibly sooner. He takes the other box with a belabored Dirk sigh and opens it, though. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:47 am UTC (link)
	[It has an orange smuppet in it. It's got a cute little hat! And he's holding another box. This one has small holes all along the top.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk lifts the smuppet out of the box and scowls. It's... so good. So well-put-together. So much better than his smuppets. Fuck, he hates Bro. He shoves it back into the box and rather than taking that third one, hands the two back. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:52 am UTC (link)
	[He doesn't take them, just continues holding out the box.] You're gonna wanna open this one, kid. It's got some strings attached to it, but you'll want it regardless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 04:54 am UTC (link)
	[ Yeah, because that really makes him want to take it. He sets the other boxes aside on the nearby table -- precariously right over a trash can -- and takes the third box. He sighs overdramatically and opens it up. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 05:06 am UTC (link)
	[It's Cal, dressed up like a cute little elf. His normal outfit outfit is also in the box.] I'm startin' joint custody until you get your lil man back. I'll pick him up on 230. Cool? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	$Dirk Strider: :\$ smuppeteer 2013-07-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk stares. He doesn't even know how to react to this. His hands shake a little as he lifts Cal out of the box. And then he shoves him back in and holds the box out toward Bro. ] What are you after. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 05:26 am UTC (link)
	[LOOKS OVER HIS SHADES AND RAISES AN EYEBROW. are you seriously rejecting cal right now, dude??] Why the fuck are you lookin' a gift horse in the goddamn mouth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-07-08 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Because you have some ulterior motive. Why would you be doing this if you didn't get anything out of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)