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Warden Veridical (ai_veridical) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-07-01 07:58:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :mail, :veridical, bonnie bennett, bro strider

Day 226 — Morning Greeting
[Enjoy the jingle of sleigh bells early this morning, criminals!]

Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Festive, isn't it? I do so hope you enjoy your snow and twinkling lights and sprigs of this and that. Lots of shiny today. You'll find the foods of the season at most establishments. The museum is focused on Christmas and even the jukeboxes offer holiday-themed tunes.

And don't say we never gave you anything. [Enjoy your neatly wrapped nondescript gift from the wardens!] You're welcome though undeserving of course.

Oh, yes, and it is Day 226. Temperatures will be low today and there's snow, obviously.

Aradia Megido, your request is available for pick up.

[Mail Delivery: From "Your Lord" to Piter de Vries.]

(OOC: See all the details on Christmas/snow/warden gifts check out the OOC post! Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested. Mail submissions can be left here.)

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	Mail Delivery ai_veridical 2013-07-01 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	Type: Package Sender: Caliborn; signed "Your Lord." Recipient(s): Piter de Vries Content: A pack of jingly cat balls and a toy mouse, with a note lovingly scrawled on inexplicable stationery. (Reply to this)

	kiosk request!!! proboscalypse 2013-07-01 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yo. I've got a proposition. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-01 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	[The flattest of all voices.] How impossibly intriguing. Do go on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-01 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Wanna open up a shop here. You think you could make that possible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-01 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps. What sort of shop are you looking to set up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	The adult kind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	You may not have a shop to distribute adults. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-01 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Holy fuck, that was actually real cute of you. Aight then, if you ain't gonna let me provide adults to the masses, what about toys for 'em? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-01 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	How gratifying. I was attempting to be cute. I may approach adorable later. What sort of toys, specifically, are you wishing to provide? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

proboscalypse
2013-07-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)

C'mon. You tellin' me you never been to a sex toy shop before? You're missin' out, honey. Better let me open this one so you can visit. I'll give you a tour and everything.

[ugh Bro don't flirt...]

Requests I got included pretty common things like vibrators and dildos. Plugs. Lingerie. Costumes. Thought I could provide condoms and lube too. Maybe porn. Couple of people also expressed interest in bondage gear, ain't sure how you feel about us tyin' each other up but it'd be chill as hell if you were down.

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	ai_veridical 2013-07-02 12:11 am UTC (link)
	On the contrary, we have provided one in the past in the museum gift shop with a historical display. You may have one of the empty store fronts for this purpose. Materials as listed will be provided for distribution. However, there will be nothing that can easily double as a weapon. Light bondage materials are possible. Do you have a preference for sector? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-02 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	That seems like the sorta thing I should be askin' you. But nah, I don't care none. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-02 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Then it will be assigned as Sector 4. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-03 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds perfect. I'm real grateful to ya. [He flicks the bill of his cap in his special Bro version of a gentlemanly hat doff.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-04 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	So few remember to be. When would you like to be open? Shipment of materials to your location can begin as soon as tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	228. Need a couple of days to get some sewin' done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2013-07-12 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. Who couldn't use some quality sewing time? It will be ready then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	video; medeis 2013-07-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Any particular reason why you're having Christmas this early? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-02 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Any particular reason why you think this might be early? Day 226 doesn't exactly correspond to your world's calendar system after all and we can select to bring people from any time period at any moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-02 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know that already. [Sigh.] It just doesn't feel like Christmas to me. There was no build up, no real preparation. Just boom, it's snowing and there are gifts! Why did you pick Christmas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-02 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	You had one day's notice. That's more than you usually get. Christmas is a holiday celebrated by many of you, and it seemed appropriate. [A certain engineer may have had some influence.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-03 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	It's not the only holiday there is. If you're gonna give Christmas a go, you should do something for the other celebrations. [A pause.] Like Easter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ai_veridical
2013-07-04 02:32 pm UTC (link)

We have presented other holidays whether you were in attendance for them or not. Topalong* was held in this facility not so long ago. The old prison also celebrated holidays including: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Holi, and Lunar Festival**.

Easter is certainly a plausible celebration to occur at some point. Are you specifically requesting it?

(OOC: *Topalong was a completely made up by us holiday, but it is "real" for some place somewhere as far as game canon is concerned. It was created and used to show that they pull in holidays from many worlds, not just earth.

**From World of Warcraft though it was kind of combined with a Chinese new year or a Japanese holiday. Memory is a little foggy and that would be some old stuff to look up.)

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medeis
2013-07-04 08:05 pm UTC (link)

[She looks a little sheepish.]

Consider me corrected on that.

[That question has given Bonnie something to think about. It could be fun to have Easter (just think of all the chocolate) but what if the wardens messed it up on purpose? Like giant, killer bunnies? Maybe that was a stretch.]

Sure. Why not? I think a lot of people would appreciate the holiday. Just give us enough time to recover after Christmas first.

((ooc: Ooh, that is really cool. I wish I had been around for that!))

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	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-05 02:33 am UTC (link)
	It will be considered, but it will not be immediate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-05 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	As long as you continue to give us enough notice beforehand, that's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-05 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	We will determine what "enough" is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-06 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't surprise me at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	How good you're paying attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-06 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I always pay attention. Doesn't matter where I am. [Maybe that was a warning?] We're done here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; ai_veridical 2013-07-06 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I could not agree more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; medeis 2013-07-06 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Great. [She's not even bothering with a proper goodbye.] (Reply to this) (Parent)