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Tweak says, "I like chocolate milk"

[LORD] Tyki Mikk (noahism) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-06-05 00:17:00

Entry tags:

kitty pryde (aoa), lacus clyne, miranda lotto, tyki mikk

[Action: Open!]

[So after a lovely day of an annoyingly enforced routine, Tyki's evening was finally given back to him and so he sought to make the most of it. Rations weren't something he was unaccustomed to, but when chickens are running around not so far away, it's easy to want for more. And with a distinct lack of fish to catch? Well, a fence is nothing for a hungry man to scale.

So back inside the kitchens Tyki's at one of the counters, plopping a dead chicken on it with two more hanging limply by the legs in his hand. He's not a man unfamiliar with a carcass, tossing the other two chickens down and reaching for a knife.] Always hated birds with feathers to pluck.

[Private; Kitty Pryde (AOA)]

[Surprise, it's your favorite current-boyfriend bullying ex-something or other. And before you start to think that he's just calling you up (like he usually does) with no real reason, he actually has a reason this time! Granted, he also has bloody hands. But once he notices them he sort of drops them out of frame, offering the lens a grin.]

Hey, got something for you. If you want it.

[Video]

Don't say I've never contributed anything. [Says Tyki, briefly caught in frame before he pans to the kitchen's counter where there are dead, plucked chickens resting. He heard about the inmates' little ration organizing deal and while formally offering his services is not exactly his style, he did kill two chickens more than he needed. Not that he's all that intent on participating in anything, already half-way to cooking his own beheaded bird.]

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	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-06 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	A raw dead chicken freshly poached. And you want me to have it? And here I thought cats were the ones leaving dead things for people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-06 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well if you ask nicely I'd even cook it for you too. [He's already doing his own chicken up for dinner.] Tell me the thought of a roasted bird doesn't sound good to you. Over what, rice and beans? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kitty_has_claws
2013-06-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)

[You know what? It does sound good or at least better than whatever she'd come up with using rations alone. But she still doesn't have a clear response for him. Moments ago she was VERY MUCH on edge thinking he'd done something again because he's the scorpion in this story—the one who can't resist no matter what the consequences are.

But it wasn't Reid's blood she saw, it was a chicken's. She's no vegetarian and she can't even say as a Chicago girl she was super removed from where meat comes from because that little Chicago girl grew up into a world traveler in a world that was very much falling apart. There were plenty of times they had to make due, steal, and, yes, hunt for their meals. It wasn't a stretch and yet this also wasn't necessary. It was day two and they couldn't know for sure how these wardens would react to that. She's not afraid of them, but she also wants to play it smart, and this feels like the opposite of smart.

Not to mention some feelings about killing animals in general and accepting favors from shady ex-boyfriends.]

You're serious?

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	noahism 2013-06-06 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	[He just chuckles, but nods.] Yes. Though if you let me cook it I can't promise it won't come out slightly burnt. I've already gone and done all the hard parts, you're welcome to know. [Gutted, beheaded and plucked. All for you care of your shady ex-boyfriend.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-07 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Why me? I mean other than the whole named after a cat thing. [Is she still your best friend, Tyki?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Fearless leaders deserve rewards. Maybe I'm buttering you up, who knows. [Or you know, he happens to like you. Does he need a reason?] You could afford to feed your man a little more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-07 05:39 am UTC (link)
	There's nothing wrong with my man. [Why must you?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-07 05:47 am UTC (link)
	[To draw attention away from the fact he basically said he doesn't mind feeding that stick thin runt? But he'd prefer his favors just be for you, of course.] Right, right. ... You're the only one I'd offer it to. [Willingly, without influence.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-07 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I can't eat with you. [But it sounds like relenting and offering a "condition" instead of throwing him out.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-07 05:56 am UTC (link)
	[He laughs, smile ever present.] I didn't expect a candle lit dinner with you. I don't care where you eat. Just take the bird off my hands-- and, do you want me to cook it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-08 04:55 am UTC (link)
	I can cook it. [Did she just accept raw bird from him?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-08 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Good, good. It'll be in the kitchen area. [He should probably wash the blood off his hands.] You want the feet on or off? [Now he's just teasing for a reaction.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Tyki. [Ew.] Just leave it alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-09 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	You liked clawed, three toed chicken feet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-09 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I like not discussing this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
	[Ahaha.] Alright then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-10 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	[Good place to end this conversation.] Have you noticed anything especially strange about this place? [Or for a survey.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Wrist bands are gone. [Did he ever tell you...? But aside from that...] Physical changes. All my hair that you cut off is back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-11 12:55 am UTC (link)
	[That actually gets a brief look of surprise before she realizes of course he was wearing a band, a red one. Or so she thinks.] Yeah, I saw that one. Strange... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-11 01:10 am UTC (link)
	No claws on you, huh. I would've asked to borrow them again. [You cut it nicely before.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You're resourceful. I'm sure you'll manage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-11 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Did the bands go obsolete? [You know, since this topic is awesome to go over together.] No axe has come down on my neck yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-12 05:15 am UTC (link)
	[The most awesome.] ...Are you trying to tell me you've tested the bands or lack there of here? Because I don't need to know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noahism 2013-06-12 05:36 am UTC (link)
	You haven't? [No, not that he's really curious.] There's a distinct lack of rules here, and with you leading your little group of misfit heroes I thought you'd find it interesting. Didn't think you of all people would be that repulsed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-06-12 05:39 am UTC (link)
	There's not a lot of privacy here. [It is a good thing to know, but it's also a horrible thing to know. WITH WHO? Or is he just making it up to mess with her? ...As if she'd even care.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)