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Warden Au Courant ([info]ai_au_courant) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2013-06-03 13:12:00

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Entry tags::au courant, :day post, dirk strider, kitty pryde (evolution), rebecca crane, spike, zatanna zatara

Day 222 — Morning Greeting
[The sound of a trumpet rings out before a mechanical, quick-speaking, energetic voice rings out.]

This just in! It's the morning of Day 222 here in Squall Asylum. Here's hoping you're all refreshed and ready for the day! We have some special activities just for you!

You have a whopping full hour to get dressed, report to the kiosk for your rations and then prepare and eat your breakfast before reporting to the yard for exercise time. Don't worry about showering just yet, folks. That comes after the two-hour exercise block where you will stretch and engage in your choice of walking, jogging, or running for your cardio followed by resistance training. Weights will be provided in a variety of sizes! We'll even allow brief rest breaks complete with water refreshments!

But it doesn't end there! Next, you'll all head into the showers. The last ones there will smell like the rotten eggs the longest! After that, you have an hour of meditation where we will have absolute silence followed by a one-hour lunch period. Make sure to clean up after yourselves!

The next four hours are very important and full of options! You can choose to work on the farm, break rocks in the yard, or clean clothes and linens in the laundry facility. You can even do all three. Just make sure to spend at least an hour at each destination. No wafflers in this prison! During this time you will be led away to the hospital for a physical inspection to make sure your body is in full working order.

Your evening is your own for further food preparation and free time until lights out.

Press your communicator's map button twice for a digest of the schedule. Stay hydrated. Stay safe. Be productive, and most importantly, remember it is all mandatory and violators will be neutralized! Have a wonderful day.



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[info]kitty_phase
2013-06-03 01:40 pm UTC (link)
"Neutralized"? What do you mean by that?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-03 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Answering inquiry...

Participate and this question becomes irrelevant.

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[info]kitty_phase
2013-06-04 04:07 am UTC (link)
That's not an answer, and you know it.

What is 'neutralization'?

[Was she going to have to rephrase her query until the computer understood?]

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
The act or process of neutralizing. The state or quality of being neutralized.

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[info]kitty_phase
2013-06-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
[Facepalm.]

What is involved in the process of neutralization?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 01:17 pm UTC (link)
It does not concern you provided you participate.

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[info]kitty_phase
2013-06-04 03:30 pm UTC (link)
[SIGH]

I want to know what I'm in for if I don't participate. If the only thing that happens is us getting knocked out or locked away for a while in a cell, then 'neutralization' isn't so bad to deal with. However, if it's more than that, then maybe people will be less likely to test the limits.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:32 pm UTC (link)
[Silence. Nothing in that required a response.]

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[info]kitty_phase
2013-06-06 06:13 pm UTC (link)
[SIIIIIGH]

You are so not helpful.

[Bye now...]

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
[Goodbye.]

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[info]needmymp3
2013-06-03 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Physicals? [Headtilt.]

Shouldn't you guys already know what condition our bodies are in?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-03 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Answering inquiry...

We have a general understanding. This will be more in depth.

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[info]needmymp3
2013-06-03 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Life signs and vitals were regulated behind the scenes in the last dome, does this mean your tech's not as up to date or that you just care more?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
Retrieving information...

There are necessary differences between Squall and MarinaNova medical systems. These differences do not contain a demonstrable amount of care variation.

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[info]needmymp3
2013-06-04 02:47 am UTC (link)
Ow, feelings are hurt. I was kinda hoping you'd say you cared.

What are some of the differences?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 02:48 am UTC (link)
You are already aware of them. We are having direct physicals.

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[info]needmymp3
2013-06-04 02:53 am UTC (link)
But between systems, why do you need us to have physicals? What data don't you already have.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:00 am UTC (link)
That information is restricted.

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[info]needmymp3
2013-06-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
Should've seen that one coming. [Hrm.]

When's lights out? This feels like summer camp.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 01:17 pm UTC (link)
It follows your free period.

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[info]chipswiththat
2013-06-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
[ Blanketed vamp in 3, 2, 1... ]

Oi! The hell are you people gettin' at!

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 12:24 am UTC (link)
Inquiry unclear. Restate with clear parameters.

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[info]chipswiththat
2013-06-04 09:43 pm UTC (link)
[ Stupid... shagging, pissing wankers of wires and silicone! God, he'd love to take a baseball bat to your circuits. ]

Mandatory activities. Outside. Did you wankers forget there's such a thing as sunlight or are you just that eager to have a barbeque?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-05 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Negative.

Conditions are within acceptable parameters to prevent long-term damage for affected criminals.

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[info]chipswiththat
2013-06-06 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Long-term- [ Grrrrrr ] You've got to be kiddin' me!

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-06 02:06 pm UTC (link)
It is factual; not said for the purpose of amusement.

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[info]chipswiththat
2013-06-08 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Fan-bloody-tastic! [ And with that he stalks off. Soddin' machines. ]

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[info]notbabymagic
2013-06-04 01:56 am UTC (link)
[Eyebrow raise]

[She was a morning person to begin with, and that all sounded like a bit much to even her. Forget those who couldn't even function without their morning caffine/shower.]


...is that really necessary?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 02:42 am UTC (link)
Define "that".

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[info]notbabymagic
2013-06-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
Pretty much all of the above.

We never had a schedule like that in the last prison. We didn't need one; I don't know if you've noticed, but most of us know how to keep ourselves in shape.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:16 am UTC (link)
There are many differences between the two facilities. You will all be moved officially into our program during your stay. We are making the transition gradually. [Yes, this is light mode!]

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[info]notbabymagic
2013-06-04 03:20 am UTC (link)
Or you could just save yourselves--and us--the trouble by...you know...not.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:27 am UTC (link)
It is no trouble! It fulfills our programming.

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[info]notbabymagic
2013-06-04 03:29 am UTC (link)
Your programming needs to get a life.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:36 am UTC (link)
[No response. Enjoy your colorful language.]

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-06-04 03:10 am UTC (link)
Where's Jane Crocker?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
Answering inquiry...

Her exact location within the prison is restricted.

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-06-04 03:14 am UTC (link)
[ Hhh. ]

But she is here?

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:16 am UTC (link)
Certainly.

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-06-04 03:17 am UTC (link)
Fine. Okay.

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[info]ai_au_courant
2013-06-04 03:25 am UTC (link)
[Silence. That wasn't a question, so it didn't require a response. Someone is short on sarcasm and probing.]

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-06-04 03:27 am UTC (link)
[ And Dirk isn't interested in any more discussion. Off he goes! ]

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