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Tweak says, "Say it. Yes. Yes what?"

cptn_tightpants (cptn_tightpants) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-13 13:17:00

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asami sato, buffy summers, damara megido, duo maxwell, emily prentiss, helix wamtani, jack harkness, korra, malcolm reynolds, peggy carter, richie foley, rogue, seven of nine, shining armor, spike, yuuri shibuya

Day 219: Open Video
[Have a very angry looking Mal. He figures this is all Alliance tricks. Maybe drugs. He's not sure. But the tech definitely seems Alliance. Except for when he steps out and realizes he's underwater. That's pretty new, but he won't let them know how unsettling the whole thing is.]
Clearly I ain't dead, and I ain't dreamin' because I never seen orange in this color. Thought you took yer criminals an' stuck 'em in mines or other hard labor colonies. Hell, even if you did want me in prison, I seem to remember grey bein' a favorite color? 'Least that's what the good Doctor says.

But I suppose y'all are pleased to get him and his sister back. My only question is where's my coat. I know you had to take the gun away, but I want the coat back. And the pants too preferably. And if you just let me know where they are, and where Serenity is, I'll be on my way with my crew.

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	video; chipswiththat 2013-05-16 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	[ Newbie day is the most entertaining of days. He lives for these days. ] If you'd rather be stuck in a mine, I'm sure that can be arranged. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-17 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to be stuck in a mine. Jus' wonderin' why they put me here. Ain't like the Alliance to stick the like'o me in an actual prison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-17 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hate to break it to you mate, but unless your Alliance deals with interdimensional kidnapping I don't think they're your culprit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cptn_tightpants
2013-05-20 09:25 pm UTC (link)

Interdimensional kidnapping? [There's a moment where Mal works through some of the words such as inter dimensional. Then understanding dawns and he looks up.]

K... ain't people like some of the ones talking to me here in my place... an' some I wouldn't even make up like you. So gotta believe what yer telling me is true. But why? I get my crimes... but what do they care?

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	chipswiththat 2013-05-22 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Who knows? Maybe they're just lookin' for kicks... maybe they've got a god complex they need to scratch. Either way we're stuck down here with th' grand bitch of computers an' her lit'le answerin' machine of a lap dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-23 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Shiny. Mǔqīn tā mā de shānyáng tuófēng jìnǚ (Motherfucking goat-humping whores) I need a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-23 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	[ This auto-translate thing is a wonderful invention. He makes an amused noise. ] Someone's got a dirty mouth. You're in luck with the drinks. There're a few bars in this shithole, no money required and the barkeeps are good at th' long pour. Just pick which bottle you want to crawl into. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-27 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Firs' good news of the day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Must've been a bad news day. [ Smirk. ] I'm Spike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-27 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	[Have a glare.] Spike? [Sure there's plenty of odd names out in the black... but Spike is more reserved for the really evil people.] I'm Mal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-27 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	[ Good thing he's really evil then! Besides, you're one to talk about evil-sounding names Mal. ] Mal. Nice and short. Easy to remember. I think I could like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
	[Short for Malcolm. And there's a Captain in there.] Well if my name's all you need fer a recommendation, then maybe I could get along with you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-28 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well, the drinking helps too. [ "Getting along" is such a questionable concept, but he's bored and in need of fresh playmates. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-29 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Does that mean there's an occasional brawl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-30 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's been known to happen. All in the name of friendly fun, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-31 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Friendly fun is fine long as both can take a hit. Ain't had a good one in a while. [Though it'd probably be smart for him to hold off for the moment because gun wound in the belly.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-31 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you're lookin' for a brawling partner I'm sure you can shake out plenty of volunteers. Few of 'em won't even break. [ And in his case he needs to keep it cool until he's worked off that rehab point debt. It seemed like such a non-issue... ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-05 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Won't break? I ain't torturin' them. Don't need them to break. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-05 11:14 am UTC (link)
	Regular, ordinary human then, I take it? If you don't have to worry about damaging your toys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-07 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	[Huh? What is this man talking about?] Well, Jayne sometimes takes an ear when we need information. And then I did kick Crow through the engine intake. [He chuckles at the memory.] But just a brawl... nope. I don't worry about damaging people. Sides... closest thing to non-human I know is the Reavers. And maybe River. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-08 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh boy, are you in for a treat. This place is crawlin' with non-humans. In fact... you're talking to one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-11 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Right. An' my first mate's not quite all there too. [He laughs sarcastically. Because of course Spike is human. He's human shaped and colored.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-11 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You don't believe me? [ He grins before shifting into game face. This part is always so much fun. ] How about now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-12 03:40 am UTC (link)
	[Mal's eyes got huge and his mouth dropped as he let off a string of Mandarin.] Doc musta gave me some strong drugs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-12 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	[ He snickers, words coming out in a slight hiss. Fangs and all that, a mouth full of them. ] Never heard of vampires before? Oh, you are going to have a lot of fun around here... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)