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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	blue_eyed 2013-04-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Ah, but it is mellifluous noise. Humans do so adore the way we meow and purr and rub ourselves most insistently against their legs. Perhaps you should be taking notes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
	[Meanwhile, Caliborn takes the "obvious" approach wherein he thinks he is still talking to a hyper-intelligent cat, and thus draws the "obvious" conclusions.] What. Ew. Pervert. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 01:08 am UTC (link)
	I fail to see what you are mistaking for perversion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Rubbing against any person. For any reason. Disgusting. You should be kicked. And put outside. In the rain. Until you unlearn that instinct. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 02:26 am UTC (link)
	[ it's difficult to not laugh at that, but piter manages. this is clearly a very serious matter. ] But how else am I to entice others to scratch my ears, or to perhaps run their fingers affectionately over my back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 02:32 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn shudders.] Filthy beast. With base desires. Nasty icky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I assure you that I am quite clean. I spend many hours a day licking myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 05:22 am UTC (link)
	BARF. Ugh. Now you're just. Making things up. You stupid cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am certainly not "making things up;" this is a common practice within the species. Every day, I deliberately and painstakingly run my tongue over every inch of my body. [ piter, no. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn is internally crying in agony. This is the most horrible and disgusting thing he's ever heard. As a result, he is getting increasingly whinier.] Shut UP. Go. Submerge yourself in water to get clean. Like a normal person. And then. Stay there. And breathe deep of it. What I'm saying is. Go drown yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	No, I think I shall stay here and resume thoroughly washing myself. Like a normal person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn takes a deep breath and angrily blows into the harmonica before hanging up on Piter. HE IS NOT WASTING ANY MORE TIME DISCUSSING CATS LICKING THEMSELVES, NO NO NO NO] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	[ well. that harmonica note was certainly not as pleasant as it could have been, even if piter had heard the breath leading up to it and managed to escape a lot of eardrum damage. he is quite displeased about that attempt to deafen him. he will have to be sure that caliborn knows of this. ] How very uncouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	[He is about to return to the business of living his life when-] Wait. What. That's not fair. I ended the chat. You can't resume it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-22 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Incorrect. I can do whatever I please. [ thanks to opposable thumbs! and, of course, a good amount of arrogance. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-23 04:27 am UTC (link)
	You fucking shit cat. I'm hanging up again. Don't call me back. [Click!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-04-25 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	[ but caliborn, he still has immensely important things to say! he simply must call back one last time. ] Incorrect yet again. The breed is Sphynx. [ "fucking shit" does kind of fit him, though. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	STOP!!! I DON'T CARE. SHUT UP! [Click.] [He is getting super pissed, if the angry baby snake screaming wasn't enough of a tell.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blue_eyed 2013-05-04 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ okay, no. he can't resist one very, very last utterance. this is a riot. ] If you insist. [ click! ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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