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Bro Strider ([info]proboscalypse) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2013-03-13 01:43:00

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Entry tags:bro strider, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jake english, quinn fabray, roxy lalonde

day 210 ❥ video
[the feed goes live with this face.

if you are actually willing to continue watching after that lovely surprise, whatever the fuck that was will disappear in a blur, revealing a grown-ass man with pointy anime shades, a baseball cap, and his prison jumpsuit collar popped. his face is impassive except for the tiny smirk on his lips, but the ventriloquist dummy in possession of that face peers coyly over his shoulder, smiling widely at the camera.]

Well shit. Real thorough list you got there. Even managed to bag my fuckin' partner.

[a hand in fingerless leather gloves reaches up to gently pat the puppet's rouged cheek.]

Considering he was the mastermind behind most of those crimes, I'm pretty damn impressed. I’d give ya’ll congratulatory virtual ass pats if I thought you'd derive any pleasure from 'em--you really oughta get something for finally bringin’ such naughty boys to justice.


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voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-13 08:01 am UTC (link)
Damn right he is.

Why're you asking, anyway?

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
Just curious. Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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Re: voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-13 08:12 am UTC (link)
Then let's see yours first.

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-13 08:16 am UTC (link)
[ Should have expected that. He wonders which of them has done worse shit. ]

My list is kind of long. Shit like murder, treason, burglary, assault, evading arrest. Got some stuff I'm gonna do once I get home, too, which makes sense from the atemporic metaversal standpoint of the wardens but is kind of a rip-off from my point of view. Leaves me wondering, what kind of graves am I gonna rob? That kind of shit.

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voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-13 08:32 am UTC (link)
[shit, this kid sounds a little like he used to. kinda cute, in a way]

Impressive. You what, like seventeen? Sound about that.

Fuckers pulled me here from about two minutes til I was gonna kick it so mine's as complete as it's gonna get. Just a buncha boring shit involving my business, a couple kinds of assault, a few things from when I was younger. Attempted murder since now I'm here instead of finishing the job. Jaywalkin'.

[there's a grin in his voice when he says the last one]

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-13 08:35 am UTC (link)
Sixteen.

Damn, disobeying traffic signals, you monster. You deserve to be here.

[ Aha, right. Now he remembers what Jack told him. ]

Does that attempted murder double as animal abuse, by chance?

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Re: voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-13 08:45 am UTC (link)
You ain't got any right to damn me, kid. Murder and treason at sixteen? Tsk tsk. The hell is happenin' to youth these days.

[and...a good pause of just silence...]

Would have if I had managed to get a hit in on the bitch. How the hell would you know that?

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-13 08:46 am UTC (link)
You're gonna have to define "these days".

There's a lot of things I know. [ He's being weird and cagey just for the fun of it. ]

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Re: voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-13 09:02 am UTC (link)
[Bro is not gonna play those games with you for long, Dirk]

So are you gonna come out and tell me about those 'things' on your own, you cagey lil shit, or am I gonna have to find you and get them outta you myself?

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-13 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I might tell you.

Name's Dirk, by the way.

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Re: voice;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 03:42 am UTC (link)
[.....................dead silence for probably about half a minute while he snaps everything into place.]

Lemme see your face.

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video;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 03:48 am UTC (link)
[ It takes a few moments before he turns the video function on. When he does, a face that should be familiar to Bro appears -- blank, expressionless, eyes hidden behind the ever-present awesome scalene triangles.

He doesn't speak or even wave in greeting. ]

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Re: video;
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 04:36 am UTC (link)
[well. that sure is himself as a 16 year old!!!!!!

let's just stare blankly at each other for a good while before Bro breaks the silence...]

Hm. Forgot how cute I was as a kid.

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voice;
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 04:37 am UTC (link)
[ Yyyyyup.

After a moment of staring awkwardly, he flips it back to voice. ]

Glad I could remind you.

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still video :3c
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 04:59 am UTC (link)
[couldn't handle staring back at intense gaze of your older self, Dirk?????

Bro grins when it switches.]

Glad you think I'm hot.

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PERMAVOICE
[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 05:06 am UTC (link)
I'm not completely devoid of narcissistic tendencies.

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video 5ever
[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 05:30 am UTC (link)
I know.

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 06:20 am UTC (link)
Clearly.

...the fuck happened to Cal? [ He notices those stitches in his best friend's poor fabricky body. ]

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[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 06:42 am UTC (link)
[Bro picks him up and gently turns him around in his hands]

Got in the middle of a strife.

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 06:43 am UTC (link)
Poor little dude.

[ A pang in Dirk's chest. God he has missed Cal. ]

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[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 06:49 am UTC (link)
He's alright, patched him up and shit. Apologized.

Is your C-man here too?

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 06:50 am UTC (link)
No. Didn't have him on me when I was apprehended.

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[info]proboscalypse
2013-03-14 06:55 am UTC (link)
[a flash of...possibly sympathy for just a second.]

Shame.

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[info]smuppeteer
2013-03-14 06:57 am UTC (link)
Eh, worse shit has happened. I'll live.

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