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Bro Strider (proboscalypse) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-13 01:43:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jake english, quinn fabray, roxy lalonde

day 210 ❥ video
[the feed goes live with this face.

if you are actually willing to continue watching after that lovely surprise, whatever the fuck that was will disappear in a blur, revealing a grown-ass man with pointy anime shades, a baseball cap, and his prison jumpsuit collar popped. his face is impassive except for the tiny smirk on his lips, but the ventriloquist dummy in possession of that face peers coyly over his shoulder, smiling widely at the camera.]

Well shit. Real thorough list you got there. Even managed to bag my fuckin' partner.

[a hand in fingerless leather gloves reaches up to gently pat the puppet's rouged cheek.]

Considering he was the mastermind behind most of those crimes, I'm pretty damn impressed. I’d give ya’ll congratulatory virtual ass pats if I thought you'd derive any pleasure from 'em--you really oughta get something for finally bringin’ such naughty boys to justice.

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	voice; smuppeteer 2013-03-13 06:58 am UTC (link)
	[ ... no way. No way? It's easy for Dirk to deduce the identity of the man on the video. Between Cal, and the absolutely bananas resemblance, and the stuff John and Jade had to say, it's obvious who he is. Fuck. Dirk sticks to audio, speaking blandly as he does. ] You're blaming an innocent puppet for the crimes you committed? Harsh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice; proboscalypse 2013-03-13 07:13 am UTC (link)
	[Dirk sounds familiar but also completely unrecognizable in the way that only your sixteen year old voice over a speaker can sound. Bro snorts.] Ain't blaming, kid. I'm givin credit where credit is due. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; smuppeteer 2013-03-13 07:15 am UTC (link)
	He must be quite the guy if he helped you out with all those heinous criminal acts. What'd you do, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video; skulltop 2013-03-13 07:08 am UTC (link)
	[Jake feels like there should be something he should be getting here..................................... But he doesn't.] Dirk! When'd you get your good ol' buddy Cal back? And- pardon my ignorance, but you look and sound mighty different. Is this the work of the dimensional stabilizer thingymajig? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: video; proboscalypse 2013-03-13 07:23 am UTC (link)
	[OK BUT ACTUALLY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME???? HOW DO YOU KNOW CAL?????? ~~you are way too young for me to have brought home right????~~ Well good job, Jake, you managed to make a tiny pinprick in his massively inflated swagger.] The hell are you going on about? Who the fuck are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video; skulltop 2013-03-13 07:33 am UTC (link)
	[Jake ponders. This has to be the dastardly work of the wardens!!! Or those dumb robots!!! Oh no-- Dirk is the victim of some heinous act!!] It's me, your best bro!! Jake English? [GENUINE FROWN.] Did you leave and come back without alerting me? That seems like a right ungentlemanly thing to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)